Ah mark's kopitiam

2004-11-14T20:45:00.000+08:00

Stop Blogging!!!

Ok,a final update of myself before I stop blogging for the time being....

Just came back from my genting trip. But me now suffering from a flu,hoping can recover for tomorrow soccer session....

AS for y I stop blogging.....Need to take a break from my life now,maybe find something else to do in life???

Till then I will be back!

2004-11-05T23:37:00.000+08:00

Ah-lo, Siang kah pager huh?
Suppose to post yesterday but something cock up,so post it today

Hello....me blogging in office again....hehe. Just heard the news today that nowadays people who r still using pagers r getting lesser n lesser. The calculated amount of people carrying pager is 10000plus, while 6 years ago at least 1 millions of peoples still using pager.

Only in some place where handphones r not allow(like hospital)then pagers come in handy,or else pager is never a good gadget for communication man.Cos after u receive a page u still must go n find a phone to return the page.Then sometimes u call back but can’t find the person u wan,u have to page him back again!(Isn't it troublesome!)

Still remember my final pager was Motorola Bravo before I switch to Ericsson 688(or something like tat lah) handphone.
I will show u.....After searching high n low here is it!

Ok suppose the orginal color is black, but after some time....this crazy owner(that's me!) thought silver color will be more nice n he spray his pager silver on his own....hehe.But now after years of wear n tear,this is how it looks.

Last time pager still have code one leh,like 1-177155-4 means I-miss-u and 07734 means hello.And if u got an emergency u press * your number # 999 ** to alert the other party that u got something important...hehe. And the trademark way of returning page is to say:”Ah-lo, Siang kah pager huh?”...hehe.

2004-11-05T22:59:00.000+08:00

Best University in the world

Which is the best university in the world?
Do I have to say it out?Of cos is Harvard University lah....
And our N.U.S. is ranks 100+ in the world while sorry friends from N.T.U. you rank 300+ out of 500 top universities.
Here is the link:Top Universities in the world

At least we fare better in the Top 100 Asia Pacific Universities....hehe.

2004-11-04T20:02:00.000+08:00

Plasma or LCD

So now to have a flat TV at home is very stylo....but is it really worth the price? Is there a really a need to save on the space for the TV set?
But what I wan to compare is the difference in these two technology,which is better?

Plasma-suffer from burn-in effect
-images stick to screen after static for 15 minutes
-only have big size TV from 30inch onwards
-consume more power

LCD-too slow for moving pictures,trailing pixels following a speedy object
-have size of many differnet inches but largest is 37inch

Well,my choice is don buy yet...cos the price is sure going to reduce alot with the two fighting against each other

2004-11-03T20:37:00.000+08:00

Lesbian!

This post is not about how much I hate lesbian,but sometimes they really do things that make ur blood boils!
I was taking my MRT home today after work,u know peak hour mah sure have to stand.And just happen I got to stand beside the 2 lesbians.Guess what they r doing?In the public so many people, they r caresssing each others,giving each others peck on the cheeks....oh sick man!
Not that they r some teenagers les but they both r working class personnel at least 30s and above!N they attrach lots of attention from the public....including me.Just happen I was looking at them, one of the les look back at me and give me the l"hey,c wat c!I got a sexual partner don envy me,LOSER!" look....
Ya,I know I m a loser....But look at u two,so fucking old liao still behave like teenagers!Most important is both of u sucks man!(imagine 2 aunties hugging each others)
Ya go home and use your cucumber or vibrator to satisfy your sexual need!Never will u know what is the "real thing".

But looking into the society....there r really more lesbians nowsaday,we have to try to accept them....It's not that I hate lesbians or butch but just don take away all the chio bu to be lesbians man!

2004-11-02T23:20:00.000+08:00

Self-timer Lamp

THis timer that lets you set an exact time for on/off, unlike other plug-in lamp timers.You set it just like a digital alarm clock and then plug in your lamp to turn it on and off once per day.They also have a 7-day version that will vary the on/off times daily, to make your empty home seem even more inhabited.

2004-11-01T20:02:00.000+08:00

Iraqi Airways,Anyone?

Iraqi Airlines consists of one plane, a Boeing 737-200 flying to the capitals of Syria and Jordan.

The plane's crew is pictured below.

This is no ordinary airline; the rest of its fleet was destroyed in the war and its aftermath.
60% of the price of a ticket goes to cover insurance costs.
To stay out of the range of fire from insurgent surface-to-air missiles, pilots must make steep corkscrew descents within a 30-square-kilometer area around the airport sealed off by U.S. troops.

So anyone want a lift?

2004-10-31T18:56:00.000+08:00

A temple trip

It has been a long time since I went to temple liao....so I went to "Guan Yin" temple yesterday....Me been thinking of "qiu jian" for a long time already,so yesterday I go n try for the 1st time in my life.

A can with many sticks and 2 red crescent moons thing is what u need

Actually there is many things which I like to ask:career,relationship,money....but someone told me to ask for relationship so I did....After some vigorous shaking of the can,stick number 64 drop out,so I throw the red crescent moons thing to confirm this is the stick.(A head and a tail to signal this is the right one)
And then I go the counter and exchange for a piece of paper shown below.

Ok,I know u will not understand the chinese words,cos me either!So this is the english interpretation.
A fish swimming in a puddle of water while nets are around it.It tries to escape but to no avail.Only trouble is the lot of one who seeks information
Interpretation:Bad
One remains at home,yet the sea rains at one from the sky.Be prepare for the worst.
Oh man!This is really a "xia xia jian" man....what could be more "cham" than this?Wa lao eh,it's like disaster is going to strike me no matter how far I run....
People say when it is a bad "jian" just burn away the paper and hope for the best....which is what I think....Prepare for the worst,hope for the best!

2004-10-30T13:45:00.000+08:00

BabeWatch!

Today woke up at 9.00am,seeing the weather super good I quickly "chong" down to my swimming pool.(not mine lah,it's delta swimming complex,5mins walk from my hse)

Missing those days when I go on weekdays where there r not so many people,sat the pool is pack man!After swimming for a while,I came up to suntan....yeah man!I m a "yang guang nan hai"Think I will stop tanning myself once there is people misunderstood me as an Indian....hehe.

But my main topic is the babe I saw at swimming pool today....Wow,tell u this babe is cool man!Not only her nice figure in bikini that attract me,her heart of a gold attract me too.....think she is kind of social worker,saw her keep helping the disabled in the pool.Alamak!I should have acts as a disabled hor,so she will come n take care of me....aiya y didnt' I think of that just now......damn!

Will try to make it a point to swim every sat from now on...hehe

2004-10-29T23:51:00.000+08:00

My Friday Night

Alamak!What m I doing on a friday night?Ya...blogging.....blog till I die!

Just came back home for dinner with my daughter.Lucky still have a daughter....hehe,so "guai" accompany her daddy for dinner.Went to Mos Burger to have dinner,then got attended by this very "gan chong" cashier girl who serve me(think it's her first few days of work).From starting serving me to the end,she never seems to be confident in every moves....from serving the food to handling cash....she seems super "gan chong"...haha.Her reactions make me wanna to laugh man...it is damn funny,now think of it still wanna to laugh!

Bored,bored bored!Surf around for something interesting....At last found this website....SchoolFriends from Yahoo Singapore.Another "machiam" friendster things which allow u to search for your old schoolmates.Thought I can find the sweet girl-next-door that I used to admire in sec school,but can't find leh.....haiz.Nothing fun in the website,maybe because no one in the list I know.....Get out of it....

Haiz,now I decided to read my sis "Teenage".I know I m too old for that....but nothing better to do wat!
Hey!The Centerfold for this month is Boa!

Well,my favorite pages is "Dear Kelly" column where those teenagers ask some stupid questions like "Will I get AIDs if we used a condom?","I got wet dreams of sexy girls,do I need to c a doc?"
When they say young kids now r getting more intelligent I seriously doubt so.....Such basic things also don know,MOE should hire me to be the sex educator.
But sometimes I think all these questions were self-made or purposely-made to suit the readers....Me also can make up a scenario lah.....
Dear Kelly
I am a 17 years old guy,never been in love.I m never those out-going kind,so my favorite hobby is surfing the net.My darkest secret is that I love downloading porn movies.I have 50Giga bytes of porn movies.U name any it,I have it.I feel very proud of my collection,and burn a few to CD to sell to my classmates.Although I like watching these movies,but deep inside my heart I feel very lonely.Will girls find me a pervert?Am I very abnormal? do I need to c a doc?

I am fantastic right...HaHa.

To end off this long entry,I shall put the next movie I wanna to watch!
"The Incredibles"

2004-10-28T20:38:00.000+08:00

MRT,Metal Bar and Me

How many of u can don't hold on to anything when standing in a MRT train?I admit I m very poor in balancing act,so I died died have to try to hold on the metal bar in the train. But once in a while when the train is fully pack u don even have the chance to hold on to anything, that is the time I start to "gan chong".....

Sometimes I been thinking of asking the babe beside me to let me hold her hand so I won't fall left n right.
Me:Girl,(look deeply into her eyes)may I hold ur hand?
Babe:Y?
Me:Cos I scare later the train sudden brake then I "gan chong" and grab elsewhere rather than your hands....hehe.
Babe:Smack!Slap!
Me:(Woke up)Lucky it's just a dream.....hehe

But think from today onwards must train myself not to hold on to the metal bar in the train.....practise make perfect!

2004-10-28T20:06:00.000+08:00

Bras Basah Complex

Just saw the news today that they r going to upgrade this 80's complex.The place is getting abit like ghost town....recently when I go there the only significant thing I saw was banner which put "Shop for Rent". But now the propsed change is to make this place the centre for books and art in the next 10 years.

Still remember when I was young,it was a "must-go" place when u need to get assessment book,text book exercise book,stationary,art n craft things.....and of cos those 2nd hand gamebook from those 2nd hand book store....hehe.THe most "In" games were not "Warcraft" or "Diablo" but "LoneWolf" and "BloodSword" gamebook...hehe. And that time where got "popular" store everywhere....in my memory the only "popular" is only situated at Bras Basah.

So hope after some upgrade,it can woo me back into this complex once again

2004-10-27T23:28:00.000+08:00

Silly Thought

Why r there still people asking me about my relationship?Thought I say over ten thousands times liao I broke broke broke up liao. Haiz....went back to my cafe workplace just now,then someone ask me how is it between me n her....again I have to repeat myself smiling....:"hehe....we broke up liao." ( suffer internal bleeding while saying this)

But finally I realised the good effect of breakup. People say me slim down liao.....Isn't that cool?Especially I m wearing white T-shirt leh....
So now I m in need of more breakup

2004-10-26T23:30:00.000+08:00

Ah Beng kind of toilet bowl

This is a luminous toilet bowl seat, with embedded LEDs. Super Beng type.....

Choose from many different colours.....

Think with this toilet,when u pang sai u also will feel more shiok!

2004-10-25T21:11:00.000+08:00

Foolish Me!

I know I m not those kind of people who can get out of a relationship so fast.....but after hearing that she got to know someone new and better,I can't stop myself from depress again.Really,when girl change heart it's faster than u ever expect.

I know I can't blame anyone for this,I don blame her and I m in no position to blame her.....cos we should move on in life.It's me who keep stuck in this shit,I never good in this I know it well.(I took a long time to get over my 1st love too)

Haiz...Mark ah Mark....U r such a loser.....Time is the element I need and I know it, but how much time do I need?

2004-10-24T18:21:00.000+08:00

Movie Review:The Grudge

Just watch "the grudge" yesterday.....think it's a "Ju-On" remake using English cast.....not too sure cos I never watch "Ju-On" before.

Well,can say this movie scare me from the starting to the end....the scary moments just keep coming n coming non-stop.....(not a movie for those weak hearted).The ending is quite screw up.

This is the kind of movie if u just wanna go scare the hell out of urself.....

2004-10-22T22:23:00.000+08:00

Real life sad story

Just heard a very sad true story.... I heard it from the victim himself. Ever heard of woman charter? It’s a law that protect woman but at the society now, woman need how much protection from the law, are woman now still that dependant on man?

Ok, shall begin my story….Let’s name this guy as Ah Lim(One of the most common surname among Chinese, of cos real name as always have to be protected). Ah Lim is a normal guy working hard in his life trying to make end meet. He got this girlfriend lets call her Miss Tan. After knowing for 8 years they decided to get married. As Miss Tan is a Malaysian, there is a lot of problem to get the document done before going for ROM.

Finally, after endless effort they got to register as husband and wife. Ah Lim then try to arrange a date for their big day, the traditional Chinese wedding. But they have to postpone the date twice because Miss Tan had to wait for her elder sister to get married 1st(some traditional thinking....u know). And then came the news of Miss Tan grandma cancer, that is why they have to drag for 2years before they can held the dinner.

But, the dinner never came.... Just as Ah Lim thought his life is completed, he found out his wife has changed. He suspected of an adultery and hire a P.I. to investigate. And Yes, what he suspected is true. He tries ways to save the relationship but fail, so they decide to file for a divorce. He told me he is regret of trusting her so much because he lost not only his love but his hard-earn money too.

Ah Lim hired a lawyer to fight his case, but the lawyer say even though she committed adultery he still need to pay some amount of money to her....that is our woman charter. After some negotiation, he has to fork out $10,000 for the compensation. Not only that he also lost $6,000 of his saving, cos he set up an account with her but the account was only under her name. Now the woman claim the money was hers, and no way he can get it back. This is what he told me:”No matter how much u love her, never commit all your money with her, a joint account will make thing safer.”

After the case he thought everything is through....He still love her very much and he decided to forgive her let bygone be bygone. After a while, he decided to go for a holiday to clear his mind. But who knows after his holiday, he came back and received a lawyer letter! The content is about Miss Tan asking for 50% payment of his HDB flat. Luckily for him the flat is register under his name, so Miss Tan has no right to claim for any amount for the flat. He told me it’s not her idea for the stake of the money maybe someone ask her to do so....I can see how much he still love her,haiz....man also has his soft side too.

U will never know when the heart will change, nothing is going to confirm to stay forever…...Can you imagine someone you trust so much betray u? Not only that, she even try to rob you of your saving. Sometimes you can never imagine how much a woman can change. Right now, Mr Lim now has already given up on love, not after the one you love hurt you so much.

So is it really a need for woman charter? After all now woman has so high of education they can support on their own even after their broken marriage Now most woman has become the commanding one in term of relationship. And recently there r more n more case of females who cheated first. Well, woman charter needed? It’s up to individual to decide....

2004-10-21T21:13:00.000+08:00

Reply

Thanks Kar Hui!Will try to get my hands on the movie...Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.Or if anyone had that movie can ~~borrow~~ me?I mean lend....cos now no more pirated vcd liao....don know where to get leh.

Ya daughter I should make my life more exciting huh....how about auction myself off in Yahoo!Since Eileen Wee has auction herself for a dinner at Yahoo,I also can huh....Start with $100 man...any bidder?

Just receieved news that I maybe need to go Japan for a few months.....I don know man,maybe it's also good cos I heard that u be given additional allowance there.So can save up during these few months.But go Japan?Not after I just watch "Pearl Harbour"....hehe.

Hmm....maybe I go Japan and kanna pick for a porn movie and from then become asian hottest porn star,who knows man!hehe

2004-10-21T20:40:00.000+08:00

The Best Bet

Hey,me just bought this VCD for $14.90.....heard from many friends that this is a damn funny movie.Maybe I going to watch it this weekend man(if I have no date :<)

Guess wat?With this VCD it come with a keychain cum 4D generator!

Since sat and sun is coming I have generate 4 numbers out and will buy it this weekend...hehe.If kanna must treat me big meal man!

1st number.....2

2nd number....7

3rd number....5

4th number....7 again

So lucky number 2757.....The Best Bet man!

2004-10-20T20:39:00.000+08:00

Blogging at office

Time:2.45pm

Since I m too eng I in the company doing nothing, I decide to blog man…hehe. Of cos I can’t access my blog now(scare kanna caught lah), so I’ll be typing this article on Microsoft Word before I transfer to my e-mail n thru e-mail to my blog…..hehe,ain’t I brilliant?

Ok, me quite lost in my own world recently. Never look successful in anything I do.

Work

Me still quite lobo in workplace, everyday waiting for some work to come. But me not just stand there do nothing, have to keep up learning by myself. Found out that in work people expect u to know a lot of things man, as an Engineer u suppose to know-it-all. From software like Microsoft words,excel,Visual Basic,Autocad….to hardware like soldering,hand-on tools all u have to know.

Haiz, everyone who know me should know how I get my way to my lousy cert man. Copy here copy there, even till now I can’t differentiate what the colour inside a 3-pins plug.Guess it pays now for not being a good student in sch. Luckily I still got a ‘A’ for my communication skill so now have to use it in work too. Build a pool of friends n never to offend anyone,that’s my policy....

Relationship

Though I seldom talk about my love life in my blog, but would like to blog it today. Yes,not only work, I am also failure in love too. Just lost the girl I thought would be my last girlfriend, but as usual things always work in other way round. End out I all out of love again. Slowly I have to fix my shattered bones back and get myself stand up again. Although this relationship never last even a year (maybe I m under some kind of curse,all my relationship never last a year!) but till now I still feel the disappointment…..
My greatest disappointment is that even till now I still can’t write her Chinese name out. :(

If brain memory work like a computer it will be good, just delete what u don wan to the recycle bin, clear the recycle bin and that’s it! But too bad brain doesn’t work this way. A lot of people tell me go find another girlfriend but think not now, not until my sense of success is back.....

2004-10-19T22:02:00.000+08:00

Vietnamese Bride Anyone???

Look like now Viet bride is getting more and more popular for us Singapore guys...Y?
Let's look at the reason behind it.....

1)Some guys had failed romances and feel Singaporean women are materialistic,
demanding and too independent

2)China brides were all the rage in the 1990s, until horror stories in the media
about marriages which had gone sour

3)Generally, Vietnamese women are gentle, very obedient and have a good character.Most of them don't date before marriage

4)Just $12,888 for the package, including a chance to pick a bride from among 3,500
women,return home a married man - all in under a week

Hmm.....maybe I am goingfor one soon...hehe

2004-10-19T19:30:00.000+08:00

GP PowerBank Torch 4-in-1

The GP PowerBank Torch 4-in-1 combines 4 functions in one stylish design at a great price. It is a Plug-In unit designed to be left plugged in so is always ready for use as a LED torch, emergency light or for the supplied 2100 mAh batteries to be used in other equipment.

LED Torch
The GP PowerBank Torch 4-in-1 uses the latest technology with 4 x LED's to provide up to 13 hours of use with the 4 x 2100 mAh AA batteries supplied.

Night Light
The GP PowerBank Torch 4-in-1 incorporates a built in night light function that can be switched on or off while the unit is plugged into a mains socket.

Emergency Light
The GP PowerBank Torch 4-in-1 also has an emergency light feature that can be turned on or off while the unit is plugged into a mains socket. If the mains power should fail the LED torch will turn on and provide up to 13 hours of use with the 4 x 2100 mAh AA batteries supplied.

AA Battery Charger
The GP PowerBank Torch 4-in-1 is capable of charging 4 AA batteries while plugged into a mains socket. Along with providing the power for the LED torch and night light, they can be removed and used in other equipment.

2004-10-16T01:42:00.000+08:00

Sky Captain and the world of tomorrow

Just watch this show with my bunch of army friends man....I can say this show is full of actions and animated graphics man....Although the storyline is not very fanastic,still this movie win me over with its cool effects and special kind of filming.The setting is kind of special.......

And Vincent u r right man,the mysterious woman is Bai Ling......So poor thing man,she is not even given a line to speak.....hehe

2004-10-14T19:31:00.000+08:00

Cellphone privacy screen

Hey,this is a lenticular plastic sticker you put on your cellphone screen.
When you look at it directly, you see right through it.When anyone else tries to catch a glimpse from the side, they see some predetermined superimposed image.

Cool right?

2004-10-13T21:02:00.000+08:00

Boarband Needs(taken from Computer Times)

This is what people expect from the boardband in the future,start from the basic is

Connect Me-where people want to be broadband connected and have services such as video-conferencing on their mobile devices. At this level, they also want services which would divert their mobile calls to their fixed lines when they were near the fixed devices, to save airtime costs.

Organise Me-where the demand is to have unified messaging, a single address book, a single ID and password across services and devices, as well as Internet security.An application that can help to organize and manage information and contracts

Entertain Me -is the demand is for multimedia entertainment for fixed and mobile devices

Empower Me- is the broadband services that would provide home security monitoring, for instance, provide ways to monitor their homes and children remotely and e-payment.

2004-10-13T20:46:00.000+08:00

Research

This is research done by a condom company(of cos not me!) on Singaporean

Average age of losing virgin?
19 year old,older than other countries

Average time of foreplay before sex?
16mins,lesser than other countries

Average number of sex per year?
79times,lesser than other countries

Well well,what can I say man.....buck up Singapore

2004-10-12T21:46:00.000+08:00

DVD wars!
As the DVD recorder are getting cheaper n cheaper,more are the need to have DVD discs to store our data,moives or songs.The space required for DVD is much in need, more than the current 4.7GB.But technology has not fail us.....here is the new DVD format soon out on the market.

While current optical disc technologies such as DVD, DVD-R, DVD+R, DVD-RW, DVD+RW and DVD-RAM use a red laser to read and write data, the new format uses a blue laser instead. The benefit of using a blue laser is that it has a shorter wavelength (405 nanometer) than a red laser (650 nanometer), which means that it's possible to focus the laser beam with even greater precision. This allows data to be packed more tightly on the disc and makes it possible to fit more data on the same size disc.

As HDTV becomes more widespread, the consumer demand for recording HDTV programming will rise. New DVD are designed with this application in mind and enables direct recording and playback HDTV while maintaining the original picture quality. In addition, by fully utilizing an optical disc's random accessing features, it's possible to playback video on a disc while simultaneously recording high-definition video.

Blu-ray
Blu-ray, also known as Blu-ray Disc is the name of a next-generation optical disc format jointly developed by thirteen leading consumer electronics and pc companies (Dell, Hitachi, HP, LG, Mitsubishi, Panasonic, Pioneer, Philips, Samsung, Sharp, Sony, TDK and Thomson). Blu-ray makes it possible to record over on a 25GB disc. There are also plans for higher capacity discs that are expected to hold up to 50GB of data.

Advanced Optical Disc
Advanced Optical Disc is led by Toshiba and NEC.The disk with a capacity of 15GB per side using the same disk structure as current DVD disks so existing DVD media are playable on AOD drives without significant complications with respect to the optical pickup unit.It is expected to be cheaper to manufacture,but lose out to the capacity of that of blu-ray.

Hmm....which is better???

2004-10-12T20:21:00.000+08:00

Sentosa Dream

With the government trying to lure more people to live in Sentosa, will there be a day when my dream will come true?Living in Sentosa Cove.......Imagine waking up in the morning watching the sunrise,then having a breakfast by the seaside.OK ok,time to take my medicine again(I m sick by the way)

Ok shall think of something more practical-Working in Sentosa
Imagine:free from the stress of this crazy city life.....
Just discuss with Sharon wat work to do in Sentosa is the best?she told me even become a sweeper will be nice.....hehe.(Crazy dream!)Me?me just wanna setup my own 7-eleven shop there,cos can sell them very expensive as those who live there are filthy rich man!

Ok,Sentosa here I come!

2004-10-11T20:13:00.000+08:00

Yellow Ribbon

Have U heard of the Yellow Ribbon Project?Do u know that the prison will present each inmate who is released with a 'survival kit' which contains a street directory, bus guide, an ez-link card, a toothbrush, instant noodles and bread, a bottle of water, and brochures containing the phone numbers of after-care networks and other self-help groups.

Well,below is a story written by a 27-year-old inmate from his cell in Tanah Merah Prison.It maybe lengthy but take your time to read it. He was arrested for gang-related activities such as stealing and fighting in 2000 under the Criminal Law (Temporary Provisions Act), and is jailed indefinitely. His wife left him after he was jailed, and his aged parents are looking after his daughter.

Dearest daughter,

BEFORE I begin, let me enlighten you about the purpose of sending you a yellow ribbon. Let me tell you the story behind the yellow ribbon in a fairy tale so that it will be easier for you to understand.

Once a upon a time, there lived a very naughty man who did a lot of bad things. He was unwilling to change and did whatever he felt was right. His behaviour greatly affected people around him but he didn't care.

He was caught by the police. Locked up in a faraway place, he could see his daughter only twice a month. The separation pierced his heart like a sharp sword, killing him softly, but he drew strength from his child's angelic smile.

Slowly, a warm feeling surged from the bottom of his heart, prompting him to make a decision: He resolved to be good. He began to study, behaved himself and most importantly, treasured the presence of his only daughter, his little fairy who was growing up without a father.

Although he had done much on his part, he feared that his daughter might not accept him. So before he was released, he wrote her a letter, telling her that if she was willing to accept him, on his release day she should pin a yellow ribbon on her blouse when he came home.

Upon his release, reaching home, he saw his little fairy beaming at him brightly like the noon day sun with the yellow ribbon on her blouse.

Running towards him with her arms outstretched, she said: 'I love you daddy.' Gathering her in his arms, the father replied: 'I will never leave you again.' And they lived happily ever after.

Little darling, I made a mistake and I am paying so heavily for it, but what saddens me most is that my mistake is affecting you as well.

I know it is hard for you to grow up without a father figure to guide you and a mother's love to nourish you. I am truly sorry for the pain I have caused you. I will definitely change to be a better man, for my own sake, for your's, and for my parents'.

All I hope, is that you, my little fairy, will wear this ribbon I am sending you, which symbolises acceptance, on your next visit. I will truly be overjoyed if you come wearing it, showing you accept me.

I love you.

Affectionately yours,
Father

How many people are willing to give others another chance in life?Haiz.....

2004-10-10T16:24:00.000+08:00

Where I went yesterday!

This is where I went yesterday....
Warning:Some of the pictures here are not pleasant to view

A adult shop at peninsula plaza there.....hehe.Those interested,it is at the 4th storey of the complex.
So I went in,feeling quite amused with the items I ask the sale girl if I can take some photos....N she agreed!(still quite surprised y she agreed)
Here is some of the fun stuff:

A penis soap

There is also a list which shows the top seller for men....(hmm thinking of getting one guys?

A powerful weapon

Top of the list for females.....hehe

Anyone care for this game???

2004-10-08T21:59:00.000+08:00

Meeting your Idol

Hehe.....I saw my own "Singapore Idol" today.She is not those Idol in tv lah,but she is my internet Idol,Xiaxue aka Wendy......

Just like when everyone seeing their Idol,they don dare to go up and speak to their Idol.Me also the same....Saw her at Aijisan today ahving dinner,and me just only two tables away from her(that was soooo close).There was a sudden thought in my mind to go up to her n say "I like your blog" then run off....hehe.

Miss those days of chasing Ou Xiang man......I miss my Linda Wong(Wang Xin Ping) fan club that I join two hundreds years ago....Don even know if the fan club still exists in the world???

2004-10-07T20:21:00.000+08:00

Yet another pissed off incident!

Ok,there is another pissed off incident happen to me again.Today as I am going to ATM machine to get some cash,I saw someone there so I take my place behind to get ready....as per normal we usually leave a gap between the person using the machine and ourself as a courtesy.

But suddenly out of no where this lady cut in front of me and take my place as the next in queue.I look in disbelief!Even the girl after me also shake her head in disgust.....How could someone be so fucking rude and impolite to cut the queue just like tat.Ok,maybe she is in a hurry,but wat the fuck!Who else in queue is not in the hurry!If there is really a need,can ask me 1st wat!~~Fuck her~~Ok,I void what I typed just now.Y?Cause she is just too ugly and fat to be fuck-able.If she is a beauty I still not so fustrated....Too bad she is NOT!

Come on,we live in a world where u will be more tolerance with pretty babe.....So if u r not,remember,not to cut queue in fornt of me!

2004-10-07T20:14:00.000+08:00

UFO Abduction Insurance

That's what the UFO Abduction Insurance Company says at the top of its website. More:
Since 1987, The UFO Abduction Insurance Company has boldly gone where no insurance company has gone before, and offered the perfect policy for anyone who thinks they have "everything" covered
-"Don't Leave Earth Without It".
-We Accept All Pre-Existing Conditions
-You Cannot Be Turned Down Regardless of Age or Frequent Flyer Status
-You can purchase this policy for anyone who qualifies, such as your spouse or even your mother-in-law, and yes - name yourself as the Beneficiary
-Single Lifetime Premium: $19.95 + $3.00 Same Day Shipping
-Our Agents Are Standing By
-Each Personalized Gold-Bordered Policy includes a Frequent Flyer Endorsement and a Claim Form,which requires the Signature of an Authorized Onboard Alien

Isn't that crazy???

2004-10-06T21:34:00.000+08:00

Digital TV(taken from Straits Times)

DIGITAL television (DTV) is a new technology that will replace today's analogue system. Digital signals are transmitted using computer code, which means they are less susceptible to interference and provide images and sounds that are of a higher quality than analogue.DTV is not always HDTV (high-definition TV). HDTV's sound and picture quality are many times better than today's analogue TV. DTV can also be standard definition (good) or enhanced definition (better).

DTV (including HDTV) is available over the air using a standard antenna, or via digital cable or satellite. No matter how you receive your TV signal, you will need DTV equipment to watch DTV programming.

There are different kinds of DTV equipment. 'Integrated' DTV sets have both a digital tuner to receive over-the-air DTV broadcasts and a monitor to display the programming.

A 'component' solution includes a DTV monitor without a DTV tuner. Monitors must be paired with a cable or satellite set-top box, or a stand-alone DTV tuner.'Digital cable ready' or 'plug and play' television sets can receive digital cable TV without a set-top box. A separate plug-in card is needed for certain programming. Analogue TV sets will eventually need extra equipment to receive over-the-air signals.

2004-10-05T21:53:00.000+08:00

My new shoes

Just got my new Addias shoes today,cos my old nike shoes start to open it's mouth liao.Of cos spoil lah,a normal shoes I used it to play soccer...hehe.

Been thinking which kind of Addias shoes should I buy?Should I get those 2 stripes one,3 stripes or 4 stripes one?Hmm.....I went down around Funan centre there to take a look.Wow....4 stripes one cost much cheaper than 3 stripes leh.With an additional stripes u pay less,worth it man!

But after realising 3 stripes is the orginal one,I got this instead....hehe.It's wat I wan,those soft material type that I can just slip in my feet and go.Lazy me....

The shop assitant as usual quote me a higher price($88) then say orginal price hundred over....super discount liao,sometimes they will lie say knowing u as a regular customer.I try negotiate for a lower price n threaten to leave instead and manage to get final price of $80.I don know is it worth this price or not(cos I never go n compare).Well,I just wan to chop chop buy and then go home rest.

2004-10-04T23:16:00.000+08:00

Damn damn damn funny!

Supposely,I should have nothing more to write....till my sis send me this damn funny link.Everyone must go and take a look man!!!Heeheehee

YMCA

2004-10-04T22:52:00.000+08:00

No time to lose

Still I been quite lobo-ing at work,so I start thinking of what I can do after work.....Hmm,afterwork 6pm or later go home have dinner and wash up n it will be 8pm.Another 3 more hours to go to bed.WHAT!I only got 3 HOURS OF FREE TIME EVERYDAY!

But then just after I knock off,bro. tingzhe jio me to go play soccer.....I thought perhaps not man,I already not much free time left liao,don waste time.But after some consideration I changed my mind.Y?Cause we can only be young once in life,must do whatever we can.Don let regret come n haunt u!

Ok,finally I will like to ask if anyone will consider buying a sex toy to use,either for spouse or own use?Come on,it's healthy man!I will if my partner agree

2004-10-02T13:07:00.000+08:00

Lunch Actually

Have u find this name very familiar?Well,if u happen not to know it,it is a dating agency for for single busy professionals who do not have the right environment to meet other like-minded people as a result of their busy and hectic work environment...Or u can say a more high class dating agency.
Here's the link:lunchactually

It's quite a new concept of dating....the idea go like that(this info is what I make up from what I know),think u have to pay a fee of 5 to 6 hundreds dollars to be member,then they will get ur detail n try to match ur requirement.Think u will be arrange for u a numbers of lunch dates or dinner dates for u.

Then u will c if u can develop a relationship after the 1st date......Maybe one of these days I will sign up for it too.....hehe

2004-10-02T04:14:00.000+08:00

I hate Google!!!

Think U should have seen the stupid "tu-tu-tu" Ad above this entry is gone by now.U still remmeber a month ago I ask u guys to help me clicks as many Ad as possible?The "tu-tu-tu" company above fault me of self-clicking my Ad and refuse to pay me a single cents of my 200 dollar!I admitted that I do self-clicking but is it that wrong?"Tu-tu-tu",I can say a million people come to my PC and click the Ad wat?"Tu-tu-tu",that does not consider as self-clicking....

So now I know what's this "Tu-tu-tu" plot is about?Get people to sign up for this AdSense thing then put their Ad for a month and after a month everyone will realise the plot and quit,but on the other hands new people will be cheated every single day.Still they will earn money into their big fat pocket......

Consider they r such a huge company they can't even part their 200 dollars to a poor guy like me,shame on U "Tu-tu-tu".I promise I will never go to ur "Tu-tu-tu" search engine again,I will use Yahoo one instead!Think of it,putting ur "Tu-tu-tu" Ad above only destroy the beauty of my blog,wasting the space too.....

Don worry:this entry is special editted by me.....all vulgarity r being censored

2004-10-02T02:54:00.000+08:00

First day of work

Ok,I shall start writing this short entry with a hate post later.....

Start firstly with my 1st day of work,U know lah,1st day sure lobo 1 lah.....orientation day so have to walk here walk there to get familiar with the places.One thing I don know is why r there so many ah pek n aunties there,is it because the place offer very gd deal that keep they from going?Hmm...have to find out man.Well think of it.....maybe another 20 years I will be another ah pek there!

This morning,there r 3 peoples reporting for 1st day of work.Me n two other malay guys(ok,seriously i am not biased against malays).As they r working under production lines while I m under executive level,they need to punch card everytime they come to work,I no need.After they got their punch cards they saw me walk by n knd-heartedly tell me to get my card too.Not to hurt their feeling,I told them I will get from the HR department later.Now I felt very sorry to tell them a lie man,so I think I shall apologize them here.
AH-BANG,I AM SORRY!PAI SAY PAI SAY

As I was walking past a department to the gents,I saw something very humiliating....this department(which I shall not name here) has a floorplan of this (very nicely drawn right?)

This what like a typical Japan company like man.....open office where by everyone is beening watch by the boss in the center,so no one is to slack at any point of time.That is maybe his only job-scope.....hehe.He has to ensure no surfing of porn or usage of internet for personnal use,no sms your darling during work,no secretly digging ur nose.....Must it be like that???Where is the freedom man!

Think Japan company also very emphasize on punctual for work,I know I sure kanna big time if I m late for work man!Just pray that I will never be late man!

Movie Review:Resident Evil 2

Have anyone told u sequel is never better than the orginal?Save ur money for better film than this sequel man.....If u think it's like "Dawn of the Dead" where it's human vs Undead,forget it!It's more like human vs human show.....most of the show r the human killing each other while the Undead looks more like some useless creatures rooming around.
The cutting of the fighting screen is rubbish man,never is there one full continuous fighting scene so unlike to Jackie Chan style and the gun shooting screen r just too deafening.The only thing great is there is our sweet Jill Valentine heroine and dear Milla Jovovich(nude scene!!!)provide something prove watching for a NC-16 show,otherwise watch Jackie Chan "New ploice story" will be a better choice.

2004-09-30T11:06:00.000+08:00

Last day of slacking...

It is the last day before I start work,still I wake up as per normal 10.30am.Don't know if I can tune myself back to waking up early.Haiz...lazy me.

I really admire those people who can sleep on less than 5 hrs a day,never waste even a single min,putting every mins to full use.But how can we don save on time,where there are so many things which waste our precious time?
We live in a world where:
1)we clear more junk mails than real e-mail
2)we need to close lots n lots of window pop-ups
3)we need to change our route cause roads keep changing
4)MRT keep terminate their train cause they knock someone down again
5)Lots of men like me spend two hours every sat watching 22 men chasing a ball
6)Spend time to make ourselves fall into the category of slim n beautiful people

well,24 hours a day is never enough......

(A funny website to recommend fugly,go to their movies section.....although some clips are gross)

2004-09-29T01:38:00.000+08:00

Update....

Been busy recently,time like running out for me(going to start my job this fri).I still got 9 pieces of unfinish VCD to watch,and I only have 2 days left.Think once I start work,I won't be so "eng" liao.....Too tired to do anything after work.

Actually I am already quite tired liao,after a day work....Ya,today went back to california bistro there to work.Maybe it's the final day I work there,tat's y today so many people come today.....damn!No lah,today is mooncake festival so many many ppl around Esplande.But one thing I just can't figure out,y ppl eat steak during such a festival???

Think at about 8plus there was fireworks ongoing around the area,I try to take it down using my hp but by the time I got there, the firework already gone liao.....sian.But still I manage to take down some fun photos....here's one!

My dear colleague here,Ah lun trying to show me the skill of swallowing a hp.Those kids watching should not follow o....Shu shu got train one o.....hehe.No lah,he was playing song from his hp,but then don know y he put his hp so near his mouth?He huh,the whole day boardcast the ah-mi-toe-fo song,make the whole kitchen machiam like temple like tat,hehe....Haiz,from now on I will miss his Ah lun's special cooking man.

Back to my phone,This phone is so fun man.....alot of things to play with....hehe.Here is a example.....

Does this look like I been send to jail and confine to wash all the dishes behind me....hehe.

And this photo is one that I took in a bus

Well,best to describe my love life now......Luckily,I still got my 250 friends.

Quote of the day taken from my soccer kaki Joe:"In a life,average a person will have at least 250friends,y?U will know y during ur wedding banquet and ur funeral"

2004-09-27T23:04:00.000+08:00

Mirror mirror on the wall

From now on,U can say "mirror mirror on the wall,tell me what's is showing on football"

Philips introduced the Mirror TV, a versatile 17-, 23- or 30-inch LCD display integrated into a mirror. The Mirror TV uses a unique polarized mirror technology, which transfers close to 100 percent of the light through the reflective surface. The Mirror TV, which was demonstrated for the media in New York and Europe today, is ideal for non-traditional viewing spaces when it is installed flush to the wall.

Philips decided to commercialize the product after testing a more sophisticated prototype with more than 200 consumers in its HomeLab research facility, a fully functioning two-bedroom home that doubles as a scientific laboratory.Consumers who used the Mirror TV prototype appreciated the ability to watch the news and traffic while also shaving or brushing their teeth.

2004-09-27T22:16:00.000+08:00

More fun gmes!

Hey guys,here are more fun games for you to kill time......

Typing game
This game test u on ur typing skill n speed.When the game start,just hit the buttons on the keyboard to erase the letter on the screen.The letters get faster n faster as the game continue.The most I got was 125 only....Test your skill man!

Cartoon network
This is a series of games from Cartoon network,there r some really interesting games here like "A friend in need","Tom and Jerry" "Food bash" n "Aqua teen hunger force".

Enjoy dude!

2004-09-25T18:01:00.000+08:00

At least something to cheer about!

Finally I got something to cheer about,1st thing is I finally O.R.D. liao.....been 5 years since I been waiting for this day.I 1st enlisted in 06/09/99 then go thru 2 years of hell before I disrupted for my 3 years of screw-up studies in Uni.Then I return to army again to serve back the remaining days and now I m a free man liao......heehee

The 2nd thing is I finally got a new Hp liao.Been thinking for months and months and finally I upgrade my only blue color phone to a real color phone.My dream phone....sony ericsson K700i.I basically spend my whole days playing with it....But one thing I don know is where do I get to download free java games man?Any clue anyone?

2004-09-24T01:54:00.000+08:00

Vending machine
A condom vending machine in Japan selling designer condoms.It seems that other machines offer different varieties based on your blood type.

But everyone's favourite are the ones selling 'used' schoolgirl panties!

2004-09-24T01:19:00.000+08:00

Young man, why are you begging?
This is a funny article from today newpaper!

Here's the link:Just sit here can get money

Hmm.....Have you ever consider of begging as your career?Not bad leh.....Maybe you can be the 1st millionaire beggar in the world!How to get into it?Easy.....since our government wan more of us to be entrepreneur,y not try to start a organization of beggar-ship.The idea will be like MLM(Multiple level marketing) get more n more people to be beggars,while you at the top level just shake leg and get commission.You can name your company "Gai Bang"(beggar association).....ok forget this name,guess I watch too much of my kungfu VCD liao.

Maybe one day,you will be suprised to see me begging on the street.....heehee

2004-09-23T10:38:00.000+08:00

3G trial

Just read from the papers that Snigtel is going to give the first public trial of third-generation or 3G mobile phones omorrow.Picking 150 people to try out the system which allow them to make video calls, watch the news and surf the Internet, all on their cellphones.

3G, or third generation, mobile telephone technology lets you send and receive huge amounts of data quickly compared to today's phones.SingTel's 3G goes up to 384kbps, speedy enough to let you watch movie clips on a mobile phone without any jerkiness or to download an MP3 tune within a minute.Besides voice calls and sending SMS and multimedia messages, other 3G applications are video conferencing, receiving news alerts and entertainment and high-speed Internet access.

A 3G phone:Sony Ericsson-Z1010

But 3G has lost some of its shine because of its pricier, bulkier handsets which have a short battery life.The 3G price plans for other countries like Australia are charging $100plus per month,for Hongkong it's like $26-$115 per month.And survey has shown that majority of people buy handphone because of the looks,hmm...so maybe 3G phone may not be a hit after all.

My opinion is to maybe buy after one year of it's official launching.Wait for review to prove that it is working well and for the price to drop.

2004-09-22T17:24:00.000+08:00

Flash games!!!

These flash games were offer by the Computer times today....But 1st,u must have Macromedia Flash before u have a try on these fun games!

Miniclip
There are many different kind of games to play with.I have put my hands on crypt raider,presidential knockout,war on terrorism2 and simon say....Cool man!

Bowman
This is an archery game,the purpose of this game is to shoot at the heart of the opponent,hence kill him.If you wan a real challenge,try the one with wall man.....Markmanship don come so easy,practice make perfect.....

Pandafgolf
The most stupidiest of the all......try to hit the golf ball to the flag.....I got irritated when I reach the stage whereby every where is a bouncing pitch,the golf ball keep bouncing everywhere!

Air throw
This is the real fun game....Throw the crush paper ball into the basket,get as much throw in as possible to regain time.Try to read the comment they the character give like "my grandma can play even better","maybe you should get back to work". It's really a good game for those working.Instead of throwing real waste paper,y not try this game?

Off balance
In this game,you control this drunken man to prevent him from falling using your mouse.The funny part is he will mumble some words or sing some stupid song.Guess this is a never ending game....the highest score I get is 80 plus meters.

These are good games to kill time.....enjoy!!!

2004-09-21T23:12:00.000+08:00

"Can You Imagine What Iraq Would Be Like If Saddam Were Still In Power?"

Quite a funny article......somehow quite true

Can You Imagine What Iraq Would Be Like If Saddam Were Still In Power?

Iraq would be less of a threat to Americans than it is today.
There would be over a thousand more Americans alive today.
There would be tens of thousands more Iraqis alive than there are today.
More Iraqi children would be in school instead of running around in the streets.
Iraqis would have better security and better health care, crime would be far lower.
Iraqis would have more running water, more and more reliable electricity and better sanitation.
Iraq would be producing more oil.
There would still be no WMDs and no terrorists in Iraq, fewer terrorists worldwide.
We would have spent less yet been able to catch more terrorists where they were and are (Britain, Poland, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Peru, Switzerland, Indonesia, Philippines, Florida, etc.)
We would have spent far less yet been able to improve homeland security (95% of incoming cargo is still not inspected, chemical plants that can kill millions have no security, etc.)

2004-09-20T10:22:00.000+08:00

Karma
We always say karma karma,but wat really is karma and how much we understand about it?

What is Karma
Karma means action. Karma is the law that every willed deed, given the conditions, produces a certain effect.

All deeds leave imprints or seeds on our consciousness, which ripen into our experiences when the appropriate conditions come together. For example, if we help someone with a kind heart, this action leaves an imprint on our mindstream. When conditions are suitable, this imprint will ripen in our receiving of help when we need it.Karmic seeds continue with us from lifetime to lifetime. However, if we do not create the cause or Karma for something, we won't experience that result. If one doesn't plant a certain seed, that plant will not grow.

Is Everything Subject to Karma?
The law of Karma does not apply to "mindless" actions such as walking, sitting or sleeping. However, Karma applies to the thoughts the person is thinking when he is doing them. Similarly, accidents are considered neutral action (Karma) because they are unintentional.

When we see dishonest people who are wealthy, or cruel people who are powerful, or kind people who die young, we may doubt the law of Karma. But many of the results we experience in this life are the results of actions in previous lives, and many of the actions we do in this life will only ripen in future lives- this is called long-term Karma. (Short-term Karma is that which show results within a short term of time.)

Ways to purify Negative Karma
Purification is very important as it prevents future suffering and relieves guilt. By purifying our minds, we are able to be more peaceful and understand the Dharma better.

The four opponent powers used to purify negative imprints or seeds are:
1.Regret
2.Determination Not to Repeat the Action
3.Taking the Threefold Refuge and Generating Compassion towards Others
4.Actual Remedial Practice (Any Positive Action- including Meditation and Chanting)

The four opponent powers must be done repeatedly. As we have done many negative actions, we cannot, expect to counteract all of them at once. The stronger the four opponents powers are, the firmer our determination not to repeat the action and the more powerful the purification will be.

For more info on karma,pls go to this website-
http://web.singnet.com.sg/~cswoon/karma.html

2004-09-20T09:32:00.000+08:00

Death
Today lesson will be how to deal with death......I can feel that I m dying,so I've been searching thru the web to see how to register my death.

Procedure
Where to register deaths?
The best way is to report to the Neighbourhood Police Post,unless in hospital or wat lah.
When to register deaths?
The law requires all deaths occurring in Singapore to be registered within 24 hours of occurrence.Must produce a Certificate of Cause of Death and the necessary supporting documents like IC.

Fee
Who say there is nothing free in this world,at least now I found out something free!
The charge is free!

Prcessing time
It about 45 minutes,almost match the timing of seeing a doctor!

Oh finally my question for them is that,Can I register for myself?

2004-09-17T10:29:00.000+08:00

Legend of the Condor Heroes VCD

Since i got nothing better to do recently,I spend most of my time watching this VCD,lengend of the Condor Heroes(Se Diao Yin Xiong Zhuan).

This is a classic 80's show during my younger times man......too bad the pretty,cute female lead died not long after shooting this show.So sad.....
Forget about the unhappy thing,thru this show i saw someone very very familiar.....

YES!Our comedy king stephen chow,Chow Xin Ce.Let's zoom in to have a clearer view....

Confirm is him man!Even when he act as a constable(Guan Bin),he is still so funny....hehe.At that time he is still an extra(Care-le-Fare),only given a few lines to say.

This one worse still......this one he act as a poor guy waiting to be kill.....the only line he say was.....ARGH!!!!Then he died liao....

Here is another one who was an extra then......Wu Zhen Yu.Think those who know him know he acted in alot of those HongKong movie.He even got marry to an ex-TCS Singapore actress......

Those was the times man.....

2004-09-16T10:09:00.000+08:00

Liverpool Rocks!!!

Just watch Liverpool outplay Manaco in Champion League Yesterday night.....One thing I can say is that they have surely play better than when they r under Houllier.....I m not saying that they r going to win the EPL or Champion League now,but maybe in a few years time.At least now I can stand proud to say Liverpool Rules!!!

Stretching Before Exercise May Be Waste of Time

If you follow the advice of most doctors, coaches and personal trainers, you're probably careful to stretch before exercise in order to prevent injuries and reduce soreness.

But you may be wasting your time.Studies have repeatedly failed to support the claim and even suggest that stretching beforehand may impair athletic performance.

However, there's evidence that regular stretching, outside of exercise, can be beneficial, as can warming up in other ways.

In a recently published review of research on stretching and sports injuries, researchers concluded that stretching increases flexibility but that, contrary to popular belief, there is little evidence this decreases the risk of injury.

Likewise, other review articles have found that stretching before exercise doesn't appear to prevent injuries.One also showed stretching before or after exercise to have only a negligible effect on muscle soreness following exercise.

At the same time, the study found that regular stretching, done apart from exercise, was associated with better athletic performance, including greater running speed.This mirrors other research suggesting that frequent stretching also reduces the risk of injury

For example, a study of military recruits found that those assigned to stretch their hamstring muscles three times a day, in addition to their regular stretching regimen before morning physical activity, had fewer injuries than those who stretched only before exercise.

Many experts say that time spent stretching before exercise would be better devoted to warming up in other ways.

That means doing the activity at a lower intensity - jogging very slowly, for example - to increase blood flow to muscles and prepare them for more vigorous exercise.

As for stretching, try to do it daily, either after exercise or at a time when you're not exercising.

2004-09-16T01:29:00.000+08:00

Tech:PMC(Portable Media Centre)

Comparing with all PMC,we can find on the market,here is some of the comparison that I have found out....

Samsung YH-999

Creative's Zen

iRiver PMP-100

Elson's EMP-100

Price
Samsung YH-999 : about $900
Crative's Zen : about $900
iRiver PMP-100 : about $900
Elson's EMP-100 :$699

Screen
Samsung YH-999 : 3.8-inch LCD
Crative's Zen : 3.5-inch LCD
iRiver PMP-100 : 3.5-inch LCD
Elson's EMP-100 : 3.5-inch LCD

Space
Samsung YH-999 : 20GB of storage,expandable to 40GB
Crative's Zen : 20GB of storage,expandable to 40GB
iRiver PMP-100 : come with 20GB, 40GB or 60GB
Elson's EMP-100 : 512MB, accept SD/MMC cards which can add up to 1GB of storage

Battery
Samsung YH-999 : ???
Crative's Zen : 7 hours of video playback
iRiver PMP-100 : 6 hours of video playback
Elson's EMP-100 : 2 hours of video playback but can act as mini video recorder

Think our own Creative has made a better deal than the rest huh?

Tech:Sony new Zoom TV

SONY has developed a computer chip that allows viewers to zoom in on any part of a TV image.Now user can pan around the TV image and then zoom in,while doing that the image will be still as sharp......isn't that cool?

U imagine zoom into a favorite player when watching a soccer match?
For me?Zoom into just Priscelia Chan during those NKF show......Bagus!

2004-09-14T18:42:00.000+08:00

That's funny.

I m not sexist,but this is pure funny man.....hehe

Haiz....female.......

2004-09-13T11:14:00.000+08:00

Camper's Dream Ice Cream Maker

The fun and easy way to make homemade ice cream!

Simply load ice and rock salt in one end, and ice cream ingredients in the other end
Play with the ball, rolling it around for 20 minutes and, voila, you've made a pint of delicious ice cream!

2004-09-13T10:52:00.000+08:00

Am I very guai lan???

I just went back to NUS to return my graduation grown,so as I reach there the lady over there told me must fill in a form."Wat!so troublesome one"I thought."Still need to fill in Name,Tel no.,E-mail,Address." but I just bo chap n left some column blank.

After then they check my grown to make sure everything is alright and ask me over to another counter to collect my deposit in cheque.I say:"Wat!Cheque!"."Hello,i give u the money in cash leh,now i have to take back in cheque.So bloody troublesome!".The girl try to explain to me n tell me it's also troublesome to them to give cheque....blah blah blah.But lim bei is in not mood for ur crap reasoning man,just show me the money and i will fuck off!

So at the cheque counter, they have to write lim bei name on the cheque so that lim bei can bank in the amount.The lady wrote lim bei name n hand lim bei the cheque,but wait......wa lao eh,the name she scribble anyhow like tat how to bank in!(think she doctor leh).So lim bei told her to write for lim bei another one in Capital letter or else lim bei will make her write "LIM BEI WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN" a thousand times.So she lan lan wrote lim bei the second cheque,at least this time that manage to get lim bei fuck off.

Am I very guai lan or lim bei just fighting for my own rights?

2004-09-11T11:50:00.000+08:00

Time Travel

What is time? Is time travel possible? For centuries, these questions have intrigued mystics, philosophers, and scientists. Much of ancient Greek philosophy was concerned with understanding the concept of eternity, and the subject of time is central to all the world's religions and cultures. Can the flow of time be stopped?

Ideas of time travel have existed for centuries, but when Albert Einstein released his theory of special relativity, he laid the foundation for the theoretical possibility of time travel.
Time is also defined as being the fourth dimension of our universe. The other three dimensions are of space, including up-down, left-right and backward-forward. Time cannot exist without space, and likewise, space cannot exist without time. This interconnected relationship of time and space is called the spacetime continuum, which means that any event that occurs in the universe has to involve both space and time.

According to Einstein's theory of special relativity, time slows as an object approaches the speed of light. This leads many scientists to believe that traveling faster than the speed of light could open up the possibility of time travel to the past as well as to the future. The problem is that the speed of light is believed to be the highest speed at which something can travel, so it is unlikely that we will be able to travel into the past. As an object nears the speed of light, its relativistic mass increases until, at the speed of light, it becomes infinite. Accelerating an infinite mass any faster than that is impossible, or at least it seems to be right now.

Most theories of time travel don't rely on machines at all. Instead, time travel will likely be done by way of natural phenomena that will transport us instantly from one point in time to another. These space phenomena, which we are not even sure exist, include:
1)Rotating black holes
2)Wormholes
3)Cosmic strings

1.Rotating black holes
When stars that are more than four times the mass of our sun reach the end of their life and have burned up all of their fuel, they collapse under the pressure of their own weight. This implosion creates "black holes," which have gravitational fields so strong that even light cannot escape. Anything that comes in contact with a black hole's event horizon will be sucked in. The event horizon is the boundary of a black hole at which nothing can escape.

In 1963, New Zealand mathematician Roy Kerr proposed the first realistic theory for a rotating black hole. In his theory, dying stars would collapse into a rotating ring of neutrons that would produce sufficient centrifugal force to prevent the formation of a singularity. Since the black hole would not have a singularity, Kerr believed it would be safe to enter it without being crushed by the infinite gravitational force at its center.If Kerr holes do exist, it might be possible to pass through them and exit out of a "white" hole. A white hole would have the reverse action of a black hole. So, instead of pulling everything into its gravitational force, it would use some sort of exotic matter with negative energy to push everything out and away from it. These white holes would be our way to enter other times or other worlds.

2.Wormholes
Thorne believes there could be another type of tunnel-like structure existing in the universe that could be used for a time travel portal. Wormholes, also called Einstein-Rosen Bridges, are considered to have the most potential for time travel if they do exist. Not only could they allow us to travel through time, they could allow us to travel many light-years from Earth in only a fraction of the amount of time that it would take us with conventional space travel methods.

3. Cosmic strings
These cosmic strings, which are thinner than an atom, would generate an enormous amount of gravitational pull on any objects that pass near them. Objects attached to a cosmic string could travel at incredible speeds, and because their gravitational force distorts spacetime, they could be used for time travel. By pulling two cosmic strings close together, or one string close to a black hole, it might be possible to warp spacetime enough to create closed time-like curves.

A spacecraft could be turned into a time machine by using the gravity produced by the two cosmic strings, or the string and black hole, to propel itself into the past. To do this, it would loop around the cosmic strings. However, there is still much speculation as to whether these strings exist, and if they do, in what form. Gott himself said that in order to travel back in time even one year, it would take a loop of string that contained half the mass-energy of an entire galaxy. And, as with any time machine, you couldn't go back farther than the point at which the time machine was created.

Problems with Time Travel

If we are ever able to develop a workable theory for time travel, we would open up the ability to create very complicated problems called paradoxes. A paradox is defined as something that contradicts itself. Here are two common examples:

Let's say, for the sake of argument, that you could travel back to a time before you were born. The mere fact that you could exist in a time before you were born creates a paradox. If you were born in 1960, how could you exist in 1955?

Possibly the most famous paradox is the grandfather paradox. What would happen if a time traveller went back and killed one of his or her ancestors before the traveler was born? If the person killed his or her grandfather, then how could that person be alive to go back and kill his or her grandfather? If we could change the past, it would create an infinite number of paradoxes.

Another theory regarding time travel brings up the idea of parallel universes, or alternative histories. Let's say that you do travel back to meet your grandfather when he was a boy. In the theory of parallel universes, you may have traveled to another universe, one that is similar to ours, but has a different succession of events. For instance, if you were to travel back in time and kill one of your ancestors, you've only killed that person in one universe, which is no longer the universe that you exist in. And if you then try to travel back to your own time, you may end up in another parallel universe and never be able to get back to the universe you started in.

The idea here is that every action causes the creation of a new universe, and that there are an infinite number of universes that exist. When you killed your ancestor, you created a new universe, a universe that was identical to your own up until the time you changed the original succession of events.

Confused yet? Not to worry,cause time travel still not practically exist yet......

2004-09-10T18:35:00.000+08:00

Should we pay or not?

Just saw this interesting article from newpaper, some students complain that they shouldn't have paid for the course fee during their Industrial Attachment period.As during the time of their attachment,they no need go sch to use the facilities n not contacting with the lecturers.

My view?Na bei kanna cheated liao!Of cos don pay lah.....Come on loh,u imagine u still need to pay for something that u don use at all!And the fees for a year in University is $6000 leh,so half a year u pay $3000 which is also = 1500 packets of wanton mee(as someone will like to convert money to) .And if 1 days u take 3 meals, this money will at least feed u for 500days which is more than a year!

Ya,although they pay us money during our attachment but that is very little loh,only about 500plus a month(that is wat i call cheap labour!).Compare to ban-ga-la we only earn alittle more than them!I still remember that time during my attachment the HR ask me to extend my attachment for another month but i reject,cos they only wan pay me 500plus while i found out a part-timer can earn up to 8dollar per hr!

So i think maybe we should not pay the full amount of the course study during the attachment,maybe some smount less loh.....that may be more fair to us!

NUS Alumni members just call me to ask me for my personnal e-mail(as my sch e-mail is expiring soon) to do some survey online........Damn piss off man!All these people huh,nothing better to do huh......i leave the place liao means i wan nothing to do with it,still keep coming to haunt me.Of cos I reject his request lah,cos how i know is it for real?Or he is going to spam my e-mail?Better be safe then sorry man!

2004-09-09T01:13:00.000+08:00

Mari kita in the water

Today late morning,i went to have a swim at delta swimming complex.As usual i will swim few laps before going for a shiok suntan by the side of the pool.Not really notiice but now then i find out that there r so many fit man around,make me so ashamed of my figure.......

But that's not the main thing i wanna to say.As i m enjoying my swim i saw 2 old uncles talking by the side of the swimming pool(they r in the pool,but the waist below water) So i thought just 2 uncles relaxing themselves in the pool lah,but as i m swimming towards them,inside the water i machiam saw a forest,then my head went in the water again(u know ur head go in n out of water)....to my horror i saw a pole sticking out of the forest.This bloody uncle exposed himself in the public!!!I m stunned n disgusted.....Wa lao sickening ah pek,somemore the pole still in the extended version loh,or i say i saw the thing is in Mari kita loh.And in the pool there r ladies loh,don know wat the uncle is doing there.....don know if they add some protien to the water......

Oh my god,i drank some water during my swim......(going to brush my teeth 10 times man!)

2004-09-07T09:31:00.000+08:00

disposable digital camera

Pure Digital makes the world's first truly digital one-time-use camera.It comes with a fully automatic flash as well, and a 10-second self-timer.it even has a color 1.4" LCD preview screen!

Pure Digital is a $19.99 digital camera, which has the equivalent of a 2-megapixel sensor,a color preview screen.And there is the ability to delete picture,so you can take the best shot before you developed your photos.After you bring it in for processing, you get a free picture CD along with your prints. All for US$19.99!

2004-09-06T21:33:00.000+08:00

Aussie Miss Universe bares assets in catwalk "wardrobe malfunction"

Babe of the year,Miss Universe 2004 Jennfier hawkins despite having exposed from the waist down,Hawkins handled the disastrous moment perfectly. She didn't panic or try to fix it, she simply turned on her stilettos and cruised off stage.

Scoring a 10 out of 10 for courage under fire, with those in the crowd saying she simply laughed the incident off and just 15 minutes later she was still smiling as she exited. THis is what i call beauty with brain man!!!

read moer of this story at http://www.wenxuecity.com/BBSView.php?SubID=news&MsgID=17066

2004-09-05T16:33:00.000+08:00

Wat a funny street name........

I am sure the population of this jalan(street) will be larger then others.....

2004-09-04T16:52:00.000+08:00

LOSE WEGHT!!!

Just went to check up the other day,so as per normal have to take the weight and height.I m of cos very satisfy with my height(1.8m)....hehe.But my weight taken that day was 74.6kg!Damn,i have grown fatter......My first thought was maybe is the jeans,maybe there is a handphone in my pocket,maybe........

After a while i conclude that we should not always find excuses for our own mistake,sSo it's time to lose weight.....it's time to got to slimming centre!
Er....how about Marie France,and Jean Yip,or Cenosis maybe Mary Chia ......But wait,all these center needs lots of money before u c the result.So out of the question.

The next cheapest solution is SELF-MOTIVATION(flashing grin!).Aiya,no choice mah.....no money wat to do!Looking at the modern world is funny,last time ppl who r poor used to starve themselves,but now ppl who r rich r those who starve themselves,strange huh?Back to my solution,i give myself one month to lose 6kg to about 68kg.That is my aim.....and to show my determination i shall paste Tay peng hui photos half-naked pictures all over my house.....hehe.

2004-09-04T03:29:00.000+08:00

Something new

Guess i should start doing something useful rather than be sad.......So i decided to re-format my blog.....Although still not very perfect but i been trying to make it better to attract more traffic.

U guys c the advertisement up there above,that is what googles offer to me:pay-per-click.I have get as many clicks from u guys so that i can earn more money(that is to say googles pay me for every click that u click above,this is serious man no kidding!)
So "to-long" "to-long" huh,save the needy like u do for NKF charity!

Disguisted

Just went to my favourite Redhill kopitiam to lim kopi with my cousin,then we met up with this indian guy who ask us to spare him 50cents.The excuse he gave?He told us he just had a operation and left with 20cents in his pocket,he then show us his wrist with the hospital wrist-band........Argh! stop the fucking crap lah.Come on who the hell come out from hospital at the middle of the night.And then what u wan with my 50cents at this time?
Of cos i rejected him lah!N I feel proud as i m doing the society a favour.From my past experience i know they will store power(i mean money) till they got enough to buy themselves a beer.Then get drunk and slept on the streets!
Wat an unpleasant sight!As a honourable Snigaporean,i m just doing something for our nation.

Time to go to sleep.....or do i still go to sleep?Hmm.....still need to go camp later

2004-09-04T02:52:00.000+08:00

Interesting link: geographyolympics

Just in time to arrest your post-Athens withdrawal symptoms comes this website, which lets you compete against the world.
The rules are simple, u have 200 seconds to locate 10 countries on a map of the world.

Not so easy,ok!I fail as i represents Singapore cos i only manage 1 country out of 10.......
Just like wat Li Jiawei say,"I'm sorry,Singapore"

2004-09-01T23:22:00.000+08:00

The saddest day since my blog

Today is the saddest day since i start this blog,no need say u all should know wat happen.....
Don worry i be fine,just need time to recover.........

2004-08-30T20:06:00.000+08:00

Number Rentention???My Foot!

As i am trying to change my current handphone number to a new handphone company(Starhub to Singtel), i start asking around for number retention of my old number.The answer i got was the number retention is free!

But wait wait wait......where on earth u can get free things?So i found out more and the actual fact is that they will give u an additional new number,so u just change a new SIM card and u can have 2 numbers in the new card(the old retent number n the new number). Those people who try to get u by the old number still can get u,that's good.

But the stupid thing is that whenever u call or sms, the number people received is the new number!So what the difference to changing a new number?U still need to inform ur friends of ur new number and on top of that tell them the retention of ur old number.Isn't that very confusing?I see the pointless-ness of such a retention service.

And if u r signing a two-year contract,I can foresee that by the end of the two-year contract no one will remember ur old number.

2004-08-28T13:22:00.000+08:00

A letter i sent to cpmlain about Starhub

Hi,I would like to make my unpleasant complain to you.
I am an user of this handphone number,I make an enquiry about my contract on a week or so ago through your customer service staff(sorry that I never take note of the particular of the staff).He told me that my contract had expired and I requested for a re-contract voucher.

Yesterday I made another call to the customer service again enquiring about changing of the ownership of this number from my brother to me. She told me to come down to Plaza Singapura Starhub shop to do the amendments.

Today my brother and I purposely took half-day leave to go down to the Starhub shop at Plaza Singapura to do the amendments. The staff who served us told us that my contract has not been due yet and my brother can't change the ownership to me.

I have consider to extend my contract once it has expired but now after this unpleasant situation had happened,I seriously consider not to extend my contract after it has expired. I hope you understand that we took the trouble to take leave today traveling down and waited for half an hour getting things done,it is very frustrating that such things happened. My brother has considered ending the other two contracts under his names if such things are going to happen again.

Yours truly
Ang

Of cos this letter is amended abit.......but wat the fact is i m really damn pissed off man,waste my precious time.I can relax relax lim kopi on a saturday morning than going down to make a fool of myself.I will sure cancel my contract with starhub unless they offer me a sony erccison K700 plus 2 years free subsciption.....hehe.Surely i m not demanding rite?I m the victim n the innocent party wat.........hehe.

2004-08-28T01:56:00.000+08:00

Egg Alert(part 1)

This morning i went to the International nasi lemak(the one with long queue) at changi village for my breakfast.As i was ordering the lady ask me if i wan egg or not?My first thought was so kind of her to think that i maybe scare of eating egg so ask me this question?So i say yes i wan egg.N that is a horrible mistake man,suppose the price is already expensive liao $2.50 for a plate of nasi lemak,now that i say i wan egg she charge me $3.00!!!
I had a maaive heart-egg,cos the portion of everything in the plate is fucking n i say again FUCKING little loh.Wat International!inter my ass man,cos it is famous soesn't means that they can charge higher?No way man,the portion is so small,the food is okay only n the chilli is bloody little(n i purposely ask for more liao)!
Where the rest of the hawker around are only sell at $2.00 per plate,i say die die also don go eat from there man!(Recommend from yummyprince,cityssbeat.........)

Maybe tv next time can recommend on some hawker food that taste horrible,fuck-up service or screwup price.

Egg Alert(part 2)

I have heard that many people r not selling eggs nowLike those kopitiam which sell half-boiled egg,cos now one eggs cost 40cents......

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

There must have been a time far enough back when a bird that was only just a chicken emerged from an egg laid by a bird that was very nearly, but not quite, a chicken.
Evolution is the answer. Forget philosophy and metaphysics, they only provide a gravy train for teachers and professors. They do not give any answers. Evolution is not about biology, it is a branch of mathematics, it is a science that does not require a physical universe, it is more profound than physics. The evolution of genes and memes is a logical certainty. Wherever the basic conditions arise there will always be replication and evolution.

And where did birds come from? Scientists think that a group of egg-laying feathered dinosaurs were probably the ancestors of today's birds. We've solved the riddle of where chickens came from. But there's still the question of where eggs came from. Scientists say eggs--handy miniature incubators of life, nutrients already packed inside--evolved more than 1 billion years ago, in the oceans of Earth. When land animals evolved about 250 million years ago, their eggs had a tough covering to retain moisture on dry land. Egg-layers like amphibians, reptiles, and insects flourished. The first "land eggs" pre-dated chickens by about 249,992,000 years.

So "the egg" may be one answer to the old riddle, but here's another, if a little longer: The chicken came after the bird, the bird came after the dinosaur, the dinosaur came after the egg. And the egg came long after the first single-celled bacteria, the prokaryotes, evolved in the oceans, some 3.5 billion years ago.

N my answer?Ask OLD MacDonald,not Ronald MacDonald......cos "OLD MacDonald has a farm e-ya e-ya o......."

Quail Egg Vs Chicken Egg

I had a debate with my friends to this thing,is quail egg(or we always say bird egg) higher cholesterol than chicken egg?3 persons say chicken and the other 2 say quail(of cos i was the one who support quail).

N after my research,i found out that they r wrong!The answer is NOT chicken!Don because it is a pass down from older generation that quail eggs has higher cholesterol means tat,just like more MSG will cause hair drop.All these r untrue!

Cos as comparatively with the chicken egg, which contains 4 % cholesterol, the quail egg has only 1,4 %; fats - 3 times less,only the proteins - the quail yolk contains 23 %, while the chicken yolk has only 16-17 %.It has a fact that excess cholesterol in the diet can raise the level or cholesterol in the blood, causing major health problems including heart disease.

So stop that bad image on quail egg,and it is known that the quail egg has some medical effects also!

2004-08-26T23:03:00.000+08:00

For all those who keep got a chance to look at my pathetic blog,i just wanna tell u guys i found a job liao!Finally,after sending thousands of resume,going hudreds n hundreds of interview.......(hehe,talk big abit huh).I will be working in Matsushita,ya the one which produce product for panasonic.
Well,still got a long time before i start work.....starting on 1st Oct so got to enjoy the final days of my freedom.Well maybe when i start work i will become dull-er......seems to happen to everyone who start working liao.
Sp what to work means?
It means no late night soccer to watch,no time to play,no mind to function n no thought for sex.....

2004-08-14T23:25:00.000+08:00

Funny Moments from Malaysian Idol

http://www.rotiprata.net/images/funny.wmv

http://www.trance-tech.com/vids/WickedMoments.wmv

2004-08-13T22:22:00.000+08:00

The next IN thing
No more VPL.....A backless brief.

Do you think they are sexy?

2004-08-10T20:36:00.000+08:00

Just watch the charity sheild on sunday night man,just can't wait for another season of EPL! Just hope liverpool will win something this season,at least win my heart over again man!

With so many slimming going on tv recently this is the one i m the most impress!
The daughter of well-known "Living with Lydia" star Lydia Sum or Shen Dianxia as we know

Well,this is the before......

A fat girl huh?

and this is the after effect.......

Really don know where she went huh,damn successful!

hmm....this leave me gonna think wat happen if it is lydia who went for the slim?Or will she ever change her image?

2004-08-07T04:36:00.000+08:00

What a long blog.......i still haven't touch on the second movie that i just saw.It is a very artistic show that maybe will not be apprieciate by all.That is "The Whore"(i know u will say only chi-ko-pek will go watch this kind of film,especially at yangtze or golden mile),but who's care!
Cause the show star my favourite bee-stung lips Denise Richards.All 4 of us who go feel that Denis Richards performance will worth the price.

Well,this movie is more like a documentary then a movie or they call it popumentary,as it goes around finding fact and fiction of whore.Their likes,dislikes,turn-offs and turn-ons....blah blah blah,and finally what they wan in life.But guess the director is trying too hard to cover more than whores,cos it also includes view from gigolos,pimps,porn stars.....

But to my greatest disappointment,there is no nudity for Denise Richards.I thought i almost get to c it in the final scene but.....haiz,it just stop there.Felt abit waste of my precious sleep man!

Guess after "the wild things", Denise Richards has given up on nude scene.....damn! Lucky for me,i still keep a copy of "the wild things" with me.....

Ok,after such a long blog i have to go sleep.....Oh my god,it's 5.20am liao!!!

2004-08-07T02:43:00.000+08:00

Been into movie recently.....1st is M. Night Shyamalan. "the village",ya as usual there sure will be a twist towards the end of the movie,but the twist still work well on me......hmm.I couldn't have let out too much of the details or else the film will not be nice to watch liao.Well,i will give it 4 out of 5 stars!!!

Today or shall i say yesterday is a busy day for me.....went to camp in the morning then an interview in the afternoon,a "paid" survey at night and finally a movie in the mid-night

Interview
Just got my first ever virgin interview today man.....er,well actually i don think my chances of getting the job is high man.Think for me it's always the case where things never suceed in the first try.Maybe after more experience in coming interview will make me a better interview-ee. As practise make perfect wat!!

Survey
Think there is no easier way to earn money than this. Bring a digital camera,answer "yes" or "no" and "BOOM" u get $25 dollars!Must really thanks my buddy for such good lobangs man!
Of cos this is nothing to wat coffee-shop aunt earn nowsaday huh,2.8 millions!yes i m talking about the latest babe in town.The kopitiam aunt who won the toto with a ticket given from her friend.She never went back kopitiam work since she kanna the top prize.Some claim that she went to hidding with Osama in a Afghanistan liao,others claim that she went for a business course and will be coming back to Yio Chu Kang to open rival kopitiam against her former boss.Whatever is that i just wanna find her out to ask her to be my god-mother......

Campmates

I met up with my camp mates for some chit-chatting man.......Here are some of the photos!

Found out that now we people r so addicted to handphones!

And more handphones?

U just can't live a life without it

And finally i am going to show this very saddening picture below.After seeing this picture i urge u kind people out there,please help the needy and make donation for the poor.

Please call 1900-1122525,all calls come with additional $0.25 sub-charges.

2004-08-05T18:26:00.000+08:00

Hey here r some interesting links i got to find out recently ,enjoy!!!

http://www.jibjab.com/default.htm

2004-08-02T23:19:00.000+08:00

This essay is done by a 15 year old girl,Amanda Chong which won her an award of Commendation at the Commonwealth Essay Competition.I know this essay is very lengthy but take your time to read it,cos it's very well-written and very meaningful.

What the Modern Woman Wants

The old woman sat in the backseat of the magenta convertible as it careened down the highway, clutching tightly to the plastic bag on her lap, afraid it may be kidnapped by the wind. She was not used to such speed, with trembling hands she pulled the seatbelt tighter but was careful not to touch the patent leather seats with her callused fingers, her daughter had warned her not to dirty it, “Fingerprints show very clearly on white, Ma”.
Her daughter, Bee Choo, was driving and talking on her sleek silver mobile phone using big words the old woman could barely understand. “Finance” “Liquidation” “Assets” “Investments”… Her voice was crisp and important and had an unfamiliar lilt to it. Her Bee Choo sounded like one of those foreign girls on television. She was speaking in an American accent.
The old lady clucked her tongue in disapproval.
“I absolutely cannot have this. We have to sell!” Her daughter exclaimed agitatedly as she stepped on the accelerator; her perfectly manicured fingernails gripping onto the steering wheel in irritation.
“I can’t DEAL with this anymore!” she yelled as she clicked the phone shut and hurled it angrily toward the backseat.
The mobile phone hit the old woman on the forehead and nestled soundlessly into her lap. She calmly picked it up and handed it to her daughter.
“Sorry, Ma” she said losing the American pretense and switching to Mandarin. “I have a big client in America. There have been a lot of problems.”
The old lady nodded knowingly. Her daughter was big and important.
Bee Choo stared at her mother from the rear view window, wondering what she was thinking. Her mother’s wrinkled countenance always carried the same cryptic look.
The phone began to ring again, an artificially cheerful digital tune, which broke the awkward silence.
“Hello Beatrice! Yes, this is Elaine.”
Elaine. The old woman cringed. I didn’t name her Elaine. She remembered her daughter telling her, how an English name was very important for “networking”, Chinese ones being easily forgotten.
“Oh no, I can’t see you for lunch today. I have to take the ancient relic to the temple for her weird daily prayer ritual.”
Ancient Relic. The old woman understood perfectly it was referring to her. Her daughter always assumed that her mother’s silence meant she did not comprehend.
“Yes, I know! My car seats will be reeking of joss sticks!”
The old woman pursed her lips tightly, her hands gripping her plastic bag in defence.
The car curved smoothly into the temple courtyard. It looked almost garish next to the dull sheen of the ageing temple’s roof. The old woman got out of the back seat, and made her unhurried way to the main hall.
Her daughter stepped out of the car in her business suit and stilettos and reapplied her lipstick as she made her brisk way to her mother’s side.
“Ma, I’ll wait outside. I have an important phone call to make,” she said, not bothering to hide her disgust at the pungent fumes of incense.
The old lady hobbled into the temple hall and lit a joss stick, she knelt down solemnly and whispered her now familiar daily prayer to the Gods.
Thank you God of the Sky, you have given my daughter luck all these years. Everything I prayed for, you have given her. She has everything a young woman in this world could possibly want. She has a big house with a swimming pool, a maid to help her, as she is too clumsy to sew or cook. Her love life has been blessed; she is engaged to a rich and handsome angmoh man. Her company is now the top financial firm and even men listen to what she says. She lives the perfect life. You have given her everything except happiness. I ask that the gods be merciful to her even if she has lost her roots while reaping the harvest of success. What you see is not true, she is a filial daughter to me. She gives me a room in her big house and provides well for me. She is rude to me only because I affect her happiness. A young woman does not want to be hindered by her old mother. It is my fault.
The old lady prayed so hard that tears welled up in her eyes. Finally, with her head bowed in reverence she planted the half burnt joss stick into an urn of smoldering ashes.
She bowed once more.
The old woman had been praying for her daughter for thirty-two years. When her stomach was round like a melon, she came to the temple and prayed that it was a son.
Then the time was ripe and the baby slipped out of her womb, bawling and adorable with fat thighs and pink cheeks, but unmistakably a girl. Her husband had kicked and punched her for producing a useless baby who could not work or carry the family name.
Still, the woman returned to the temple with her new-born girl tried to her waist in a sarong and prayed that her daughter would grow up and have everything she ever wanted. Her husband left her and she prayed that her daughter would never have to depend on a man.
She prayed every day that her daughter would be a great woman, the woman that she, meek and uneducated, could never become. A woman with nengkan; the ability to do anything she set her mind to. A woman who commanded respect in the hearts of men. When she opened her mouth to speak, precious pearls would fall out and men would listen.
She will not be like me, the woman prayed as she watched her daughter grow up and drift away from her, speaking a language she scarcely understood. She watched her daughter transform from a quiet girl, to one who openly defied her, calling her laotu; old-fashioned. She wanted her mother to be “modern”, a word so new there was no Chinese word for it.
Now her daughter was too clever for her and the old woman wondered why she had prayed like that. The gods had been faithful to her persistent prayer, but the wealth and success that poured forth so richly had buried the girl’s roots and now she stood, faceless, with no identity, bound to the soil of her ancestors by only a string of origami banknotes.
Her daughter had forgotten her mother’s values. Her wants were so ephemeral; that of a modern woman. Power, Wealth, access to the best fashion boutiques, and yet her daughter had not found true happiness. The old woman knew that you could find happiness with much less. When her daughter left the earth everything she had would count for nothing. People would look to her legacy and say that she was a great woman, but she would be forgotten once the wind blows over, like the ashes of burnt paper convertibles and mansions.
The old woman wished she could go back and erase all her big hopes and prayers for her daughter; now she had only one want: That her daughter be happy.
She looked out of the temple gate. She saw her daughter speaking on the phone, her brow furrowed with anger and worry. Being at the top is not good, the woman thought, there is only one way to go form there – down.
The old woman carefully unfolded the plastic bag and spread out a packet of beehoon in front of the altar.
Her daughter often mocked her for worshipping porcelain Gods. How could she pray to them so faithfully and expect pieces of ceramic to fly to her aid? But her daughter had her own gods too, idols of wealth, success and power that she was enslaved to and worshipped everyday of her life Everyday was a quest for the idols, and the idols she worshipped counted for nothing in eternity. All the wants her daughter had would slowly suck the life out of her and leave her, an empty soulless shell at the altar.
The old lady watched her joss tick. The dull heat had left a teetering grey stem that was on the danger of collapsing.
Modern woman nowadays, the old lady sighed in resignation, as she bowed to the east one final time to end her ritual. Modern woman nowadays want so much that they lose their souls and wonder why they cannot find it.
Her joss stick disintegrated into a soft grey powder.
She met her daughter outside the temple, the same look of worry and frustration was etched on her daughter’s face. An empty expression, as if she was plowing through the soil of her wants looking for the one thing that would sow the seeds of happiness.
They climbed into the convertible in silence and her daughter drove along the highway, this time not as fast as she had done before.
“Ma,” Bee Choo finally said. “I don’t know how to put this. Mark and I have been talking about it and we plan to move out of the big house. The property market is good now, and we managed to a buyer willing to pay seven million for it. We decided we’d prefer a cosier penthouse apartment instead. We found a perfect one in Orchard Road. Once we move in to out apartment we plan to get rid of the maid, so we can have more space to ourselves…”
The old woman nodded knowingly.
Bee Choo swallowed hard. “We’d get someone to come in to do the housework and we can eat out…but once the maid is gone, there won’t be anyone to look after you. You will be awfully lonely at home and besides that the apartment is rather small. There won’t be space. We thought about it for a long time, and we decided the best thing for you is if you moved to a Home. There’s one near Hougang, it’s a Christian home, a very nice one.”
The old woman did not raise an eyebrow.
“I’ve been there, the matron is willing to take you in. It’s beautiful with gardens and lots of old people to keep you company! I hardly have time for you, you’d be happier there.”
“You’d be happier there, really.” Her daughter repeated as if to affirm herself.
This time the old woman had no plastic bag of food offerings to cling tightly to; she bit her lip and fastened her seat belt, as if it would protect her from a daughter who did not want her anymore. She sunk deep into the leather seat, letting her shoulders sag, and her fingers trace the white seat.
“Ma?” her daughter asked, searching the rear view window for her mother. “Is everything okay?”
What had to be done, had to be done. “Yes” she said firmly, louder than she intended. “if it will make you happy,” she added more quietly.
“It’s for you Ma! You’ll be happier there. You can move there tomorrow, I already got the maid to pack your things.” Elaine said triumphantly, mentally ticking yet another item off her agenda.
“I knew everything would be fine.”
Elaine smiled widely; she felt liberated. Perhaps getting rid of her mother would make her happier. She had thought about it. It seemed the only hindrance in her pursuit of happiness. She was happy now. She had everything a modern woman ever wanted; Money, Status, Career, Love, Power and now, Freedom, without her mother and her old-fashioned ways to weigh her down…
Yes, she was free. Her phone buzzed urgently, she picked it up and read the message, still beaming from ear to ear. “Stocks 10% increase!” Yes, things were definitely beginning to look up for her…
And while searching for the meaning of life in the luminance of her hand phone screen, the old woman in the backseat became invisible, and she did not see the tears.

2004-08-01T12:02:00.000+08:00

We r now living in a world of high-technology.From handphone to digi-cam,from PC to mp3 player......all these things will almost unknown to us 10 years back.What about internet,it has almost taken a big part into our life.A good example is this blog that i been writing,without internet,never will it be happen!

It has provide us with lots n lots of knowledge n info.Maybe i m a internet freak(almost can't live without a day without surfing the net),cos i will spend at least an hour per day on internet.From soccer betting to latest news,from job searching to online audition all can be done inside ur home.

So nowsaday i treat my PC with super care,make sure it doesn't catch up with any virus.Once it breakdown that means i can be bored to death at home liao.So to those guy who feel that ur car is ur 2nd wife,maybe u can give it another thought.

But will the world of internet end someday?So how many number of pages do internet have till now?Un-count-able!
And finally I have found the end of internet,the last page of internet http://www.webnme.com/endoftheinternet.html and how about this http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/#
hmmm..............

2004-07-29T20:50:00.000+08:00

how about these phones for the future?

Each phone takes an hour to create,all you need to make one is an old handset, a soldering iron, and a little technical skill.The creater sells his phones only on eBay, where they bring as much as $140.

It's call Pokia phone, combining an old-fashioned handset with a Nokia phone.

Maybe one of these days u find these handphones on the net.

2004-07-25T18:08:00.000+08:00

Long time no blog liao........
hmmm.....a new website like frienster,it's call http://www.wholivesnearyou.com/
Or u can say a friendster wannabe only for local!!!Isn't it great?ENJOY....

2004-07-08T19:27:00.000+08:00

Seem like no one visit my blog huh,it seems to fail to attract people huh.....hmmm.....nvm,try my best liao....

Update for the poll:who is singapore most sexiest woman?

Is it her?(Jacelyn Tay)

Is it her?(Fiona Xie)

Here's a new intention:Battery Upsizer

Each shell converts a smaller size battery into the next size up.

Using all three shells at once, you can make a AAA battery fit a D-cell application.

Obviously, battery life will be shortened using the upsizer, but it could come in extremely handy in a pinch.

For example, with an upsizer you could use the batteries in your TV remote as an emergency power source.

At $3.99, it's worth having just for the elegance and creativity of the idea.

2004-07-05T20:58:00.000+08:00

It's the end of Euro2004,the rise of the underdog.....the rise of negative soccer....
How can the Greek do so far when they r not even a team consider to be in the top league.Maybe is the belief in the powerful Greek god,the belief in wonders.Or maybe they have been inspire by the movie "Troy",or they had finally overcome the Achilles's heels....

So end of tournament means the mark of my misery...Firstly,i never been able to make any bid killing from this tournament(but luckily never kanna whack).Secondly,because i been watching almost every match i m now exhausted....need some time to catch back my lost sleep.And finally,i can't slack liao have to do my resume n start finding a job liao.......but er.....wait till tomorrow huh...hehe

2004-07-01T20:38:00.000+08:00

Hey guys....this spider man is funny ....hehe
Gay Spidey

Courtesy of my idol website.....Xiaxue Blog

2004-06-30T19:34:00.000+08:00

Watch the interview of our dearest S.M. Lee the other day on tv,(S.M. doesn't mean sadomasochistic in this case)
Well wat i can say is that his chinese seems to sucks man!While the host ask him in chinese,he answer back in english.N if he is answering purely in chinese,his answer seems to be out of the question leh.
But wat i found is the best is the audience,they all huh very "hao siao"(fake) 1,anything also they applause ...Even when the answer is very short n meaningless they also claps.....Don know they really appreciate it or not,or are they pay to claps?

Here were some topic they discuss:
Qn:Y the appointment of his son as the next P.M.
Ans:Of cos man,he is make up of the best genes on Singapore,some say the whole Earth.....tat's y it's him lah.Who else can do a better job than the LEE's family huh,the emperor also past down their seat to their son wat.

Qn:Y cane the U.S. kids Michael Faye who vandalise?
Ans:Of cos at first we r scare of the Amercian will not friend us after that cane,i gave 6 canes....but later after a game of golf with Mr. Bill it's reduce to 4.....Actually that fucker should get 7x7 49 canes man,cos after he go back U.S. he still never mend his way.We spy on him n found out he did hit his father n sniff glue....this show that this fucker is beyond cure!!!

Qn:U also a frequent net-surfer,is it?
Ans:Ya,we have to keep up with times man,last time we watch porns on video tape now on the interent liao wat....Oops!I always surf for about an hour,be4 that i will make my secretary to search those revelation topic be4 i do so.

Ok,i must say this....the answer of the interview is of cos being editted by me......hehe.But i m not a super anti-government person n not against the Lee's family.Just for laugh huh!

Ok back to who is singapore most sexiest woman?

Is it her?(Joey Swee)

Is it her?(Ann kok)

Is it her?(Priscelia Chan)

2004-06-28T20:02:00.000+08:00

Finally i can take a break from the Euro Cup competition,been watching all four quater-final matches,that means more than 360mins of soccer!To be exact 430mins cos 2 matches went into penalty!
So now till wednesday night i will be free from soccer.....

Hmm...Nowadays we ppl have been sms so much that now there is a competition to get "the fastest sms-er on earth!The winner is a 23-year-old student Kimberly Yeo who clocked 43.24 seconds for typing 26 words.
This what she type: 'The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.'

Anyone can break her record?

Ok,man....let's go into something more serious?
Hmm....Ok,who is singapore most sexiest woman?

Is it her?(Margaret Lee)

Is it her?(Jamie Yeo)

Is it her?(Rachel Lee)

Anymore recommendation......

2004-06-25T10:10:00.000+08:00

Wat m i doing at this time in the morning?hmm......i should be in camp right?Ya right,i m sick.....taking mc for 2 days suffering from fever.To be precise it is Euro fever....haha.Aiya,who in the army no "keng" one huh......Can't be help wat,they don give me 2years of NS,i have to do something to help myself.

Ok,to soccer.....YES!Finally england has been knock out man....haha.Finally no more pages n pages of england news in Newpaper liao....I know many of u r England fans but i really can't tahan their super negative long-ball approach to the game man!THey should be knock out!

Very impress with the portugal keeper Ricardo.Do u spot the difference in him in these photos?

Yes,he was not wearing any gloves for the last penalty against Vassell,and his final kick end England hope of championship man!

All the build up of Rooney vs Ronaldo,expecting them to be a Hero of the R's,but yet it's this R who turn a hero.
Three cheers for Ricardo!!!

2004-06-21T19:43:00.000+08:00

Told u guys army life sucks right!That's y i don have any interesting story to share recently.....(Also been catching almost all euro games.....)

Almost die-ed this weekend cause since fri i never has a day of gd rest.....for 3days i only slept for <10 hours only.Luckily i have lots n lots of coffee to keep me awake man!Busy with wat?Actually i also don know,sometimes we just don know for why we r busy.....hehe.Actually been wanting to do my resume but i told myself i will do it after euro2004, or will i do it?

Ok as for soccer tip today....hmmm though i not really been lucky but i think england will draw with croatia....

2004-06-16T20:05:00.000+08:00

Damn damn damn piss off man!!!!

Y m i not the least affected by the change of the NS liability, When the good news broke out yesterday.....I thought "yes",i will belong to the reduction of 2 months liability category,and it was written that those returning from disruption will be compensate too......

But to my dispairs,it was not so.....While all those people around me r filled with smiles(cos they will O.R.D. much much sooner) but only left with few of us whose heart fill with sadness n disbelief.The feeling is like christmas when everyonoe receive a present but not u,can u feel it?

So is it that those ppl who went to army be4 year 2002 r not soldiers?Or those enlisted be4 that don worth this benefit?IF one of the reason is to save taxpayer money,y shouldn't we be the first to take out?We should be out to contribute to the econmony not harming the economony!Think there is no fucking reasons to exclude us "old soilders" serving back our time loh.

N the best of all is since alot of ppl r O.R.D. soon,the duty load are heavier n we r going to do more work liao loh.From taken the benefits away to given extra duty,thank u army!Army is forever so screw up!

Back to reality(LAN LAN SUCK THUMB!!!)

2004-06-14T20:03:00.000+08:00

Not been doing my update on my blog man,and won't be updating quite often for these few weeks cos i will be damn tired after watching matches n matches of euro2004 soccer.

Although i have been watching but i not been betting!!!Damn,my board(dad) don allow me to make these investment,saying i should save up my money for later use...blah blah blah.Ya ya ya,I know gambling is bad lah,but such big event only come once in a few years wat.PLUS I have not been gambling for quite some times liao loh,haiz.....fuck it man,just guai guai watch the matches man....But maybe i shall try provide some tips man(trust me if u dare)....
TONIGHT TAKE BULGARIA TO WIN!!!

Also i went to watch harry potter 3 on sat,wa lao....think very soon they can film "hairy" potter liao lah....all those actors n actress have grown up so fast man.The harry potter's gf or wat huh,has grown to be one chio bu man.....So who would she choose in the end?hairy potter or that silly friend ron?

Think alot of u have been seeing the stupid Ad..."Bai Jiu Li Bai,Hui Bu Hui Kai".Buay tahan this jack neo's movie man!The advertising is way too offensive liao man.....Although i heard the review for this movie is quite funny but those Ad really piss me off man!!!If ur movie is gd sure got ppl go watch 1 lah.....But think i will still watch this movie man.....hehe

2004-06-06T16:14:00.000+08:00

Wow....another black sunday,being tan like a roast pig,u imagine playing 3-4 hours of soccer under the hot sun....

Me damn fed up with the MRT man,those asshole cause me to suffer a loss of 7.70 dollar for no reason.Y?Becuse of the stupid MRT breakdown yesterday at newton to toa payoh,i was taking the train from yishun going to paya lebar at 11.30pm,but then when the train reach toa payoh,we will told to get down the train.
So i ask the officer on the spot if there is another train going to city hall,she say no....no more,but there is still be train going to the North.

Wat the fuck man,i saw the face of some students taking this train super "sian" liao,u imagine these kids where got the money to take cab home at this hour,mid-night charge leh.
So I went up to the station control and ask the officer wat had actually happen,his answer was the best....."I also don know wat happen,sorry"

Sorry ur head!We pay the money and the company should make sure we get to our destination by hook or by crook,but no solution was given to us at that moment.This is really damn fuck up man,and they still got the cheek to increase the fare every now n then......and they wanna to hire security?Please make sure the train system is working properly 1st!

In the end i have to queue up at the taxi stand full of ppl also suffering the same fate as me.....haiz

2004-06-03T19:24:00.000+08:00

Ppl have been asking me y i seldom update my blog?The reason why i have not been updating my blog is that i usually write it in the late night,but now i have to slp early plus i have not much inspiration in the early night so no blog loh.

SOCCER
Finally liverpool has sack houllier n sold heskey,been waiting far too long for them to change man.While waiting for a new manager i think they should approach me,my championship manager record is superb!I will make sure they will win title soon man.

Ok,Liverpool aside man.....Euro2004 1st,going to buy the guide book 1st then analyse it carefully be4 i put my bet on it.
Although my finance minister(my mum) will sure oppose such a investment n sure the cabinet will disagree(my gf),so maybe i will have to submit a proposal to the cabinet.....hmm how shall i do it?

Maybe something like this:

INVESTMENT IN EURO2004
Why i should bet in euro2004
1)Going to withdraw my money in singapore pools plus interest
2)To bring justice to singapore by plunder d evil singapore pools
3)must put my knowledge n skill in beting in best use
4)I have at least 4 years of experience in soccer betting
5)winning in investment will be tax(25%) by the cabinet loh

Hmm....maybe i should anaylize and put my prediction in my blog huh....N will keep record of my overall winning,then at the end of the tournament c got win or not?Ok,shall do it man!

2004-05-31T19:44:00.000+08:00

Army
Hey.....my dear army friends.....guess who i saw recently,Leong yi-john......hehe.The same old yi-john we met.....hehe.He is now working n studying but don know at where. Told me he will not be coming bcak for reservice so soon man......at least not with er.....Vin.ALAMAK!!!I forgot to ask him his as thick as dictionary storybook finish liao or not?

Today i saw our dearest Peter yuki......he is doing his reservice as a CLERK!Yes a clerk......he been permentant down-graded,so his reservice will be a clerk man.Luckily he manage to change his job liao.....not the <1000 pay job liao.Now he is earning 1300.....not so bad at least.Any latest news will update u guys man,take care!

2004-05-27T20:43:00.000+08:00

To the modern wonders of the world......hmm
Very difficult to choose the wonders
Some are The Statue of Liberty,The Grand Canyon,The Great Barrier Reef,Mount Everest,The Parthenon,Taj Mahal............

But these r wat i think should consider Wonders of the Worlds

Mount Rushmore National Memorial

Niagara Falls

Stonehenge

The Leaning Tower of Pisa

The Colosseum

The Great Wall of China

Guardian's Sphinx

2004-05-27T19:52:00.000+08:00

Been too lazy to update alot of thing in my blog,same pic. nothing new.....hmm,ok will try to upgrade this blog asap man!

Been interested in what r really the 7 WONDERS OF THE WORLD?

There 2 versions,1 is the ancient 7 wonders while the other is the modern wonders,there r so many disputes on these wonder that people r lost when they say about 7 wonders.Well,i did some research on them and decided to put up on my blog to share with u all

Shall go to the ancient wonders 1st:
These works of art and architecture are regarded by ancient Greek and Roman observers as the most extraordinary structures of antiquity.The wonders in this list were all located near the eastern coast of the Mediterranean Sea and, except for the pyramids, were built in the four centuries from about 600 bc

The Great Pyramid of Giza

The Great Pyramid of Giza in Egypt is the only one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World still standing. It is also the oldest. The Great Pyramid is the royal tomb of the Egyptian Pharaoh Khufu who lived about 2560 B.C. It is made up of 2.3 million blocks, some weighing up to 9 tons a piece!Its shape is a polyhedron made up of four triangles and one square. Each triangle stands at 54 degrees 54 minutes.

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon

The ancient Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed long ago. Some people think the gardens were a myth and never existed. However, several Greek historians (who came after the Babylonians) wrote of King Nebuchadnezzar's palace and its spectacular gardens. The gardens were built for his wife who was homesick for the landscape of her native Media (now northwest Iran). Current-day archaeologists are divided over where in the palace the gardens may have existed.

The Temple of Artemis at Ephesus

The Temple of Artemis at Ephesus was built to honored Apollo's twin sister Artemis, the goddess of hunting. The temple, which featured 127 columns, included a large open courtyard that served as a marketplace for artisans and magicians, as well as a religious site for priests and priestesses. This Wonder was destroyed and rebuilt several times. Recent attempts to rebuild the temple have resulted in a few columns being re-erected.

The Statue of Zeus at Olympia

The enormous Statue of Zeus at Olympia in Greece was created by the great sculptor Pheidias. Zeus was the Greek god in whose honor the ancient Olympic games were held. The statue was moved by the Greeks to a palace in Constantinople, where in 462 A.D., it was destroyed by fire. While there were said to be some copies of the 13 m (43 ft) high statue made, one of the most famous being a large prototype at Cyrene in Libya, there are none that have survived to the present day.

The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus

The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus is the tomb of King Maussollos, ruler of Caria from 377-353 b.c. The Mausoleum was adorned with many statues and carvings of people and animals, including horses, lions, and a leopard. Battle scenes were also depicted. Built for him by his wife Artemisia (who was also his sister), this structure was so enormous for its day that it amazed everyone who saw it. The tomb's blocks were used to fortify nearby Bodrum Castle, and by 1522, the mausoleum had been completely dissembled.

The Colossus of Rhodes

The Colossus of Rhodes, the least understood of all the Seven Wonders, only stood erect for 56 years. No one knows exactly where it stood or what it looked like. Most agree that it was an enormous bronze statue 34 m (110 ft) high of the sun god Helios built somewhere overlooking the harbor of Rhodes. An earthquake in 226 B.C. broke the statue at its knee and it was never re-erected. Its fragments were said to have been transported to Syria on the backs of 900 camels by a Jew. The Jew had bought them from Arabs who had pillaged the region.

The Pharos of Alexandria

The Pharos of Alexandria is the youngest of the Seven Wonders. This lighthouse was erected off of Pharos Island during the reign of Ptolemy II Philadelphus (284-246 B.C.) It was called the Pharos, which, because of its fame, came to mean lighthouse all over the Greek world. Earthquakes decimated the structure, and in 1480 A.D. a fort was built where the Lighthouse once stood.

Shall go on to the modern wonders next time......not bad for a history lesson right?hehe....my blog not only vulgarity only huh

2004-05-23T16:42:00.000+08:00

Today post will be damn long.......but interesting!Have a damn siong day(kanna sunburn),as usual went for my sunday soccer session but today session went not so fine...........
INCIDENT 1
As the basketball court that we r playing is very near the carpark,therefore there always times that our ball will fly out and hit those cars parking there,but i have to say nva once did we ever damage a car there loh.
Today a bus went into this carpark n park,occupying many parking lots.Of so many place the driver go n park there somemore he go n park parallel,so the chance of our ball hitting the bus is very high loh.
The bus driver went down to wash his bus,just then our ball hit the bus lighty......he was very furious n start "kao bei kao bu",those vuglar lang. start to flow out.My dear frd,eddie agrue with him
driver:can't u c the board over there,no soccer!
eddie:who call u park the bus over here,u r also not allow to park in so many lots loh
driver:na bei !@#$$%$,i will call the police come
eddie:come come lah,we r not scare!
after that we continue playing......but that idoit just won't let the thing down,keep scolding n scolding......eddie buay tahan n go n confront him again.So all the heros rush over,he still agrueing blah blah blah.....after a while(think he know he is at a disadvantage cos we 8-9 person surrounded him 1 person),he just wan a apology from us which we gave him.Later he just make himself scram......haha.

INCIDENT 2
We thought we can happily carry on with our game but "suay" things don come once!tCome this uncle with his fat son n daughter to play basketball,he was wearing a RC t-shirt n indicate to us that we shld not play there,ok fine.....so we stop since we r tired liao n try to go to the street-soccer court nearby to play.But fate make us walk back as the street-soccer court is lock-up,we walk back n hope for them to end soon so we can continue our game.
Tat uncle also a sadist loh,just because his son is fat,he purposely throw the basketball a distance away from his son n make him go chase for the ball(machiam training a dog loh)
Enough of the dog-show but we knew no way our reasoning will win him,so we thought of a brillant idea:to play basketball with our soccer ball......hehe.The plan is to disturb them from playing,so they will feel sian n go off....too bad they just won't go.....at one of our throw,the ball hit the uncle accidentally,he buay tahan liao start scold us saying we purposely throw the ball at him,once again our dear heros rush over trying to agrue with him.We r in no wrong cos we play basketball game in basketball court,the agrueement continue n continue.....he say we shld consider for the kids playing,but then in the 1st place he knew we r playing there he shld not have join in cos
1)the fucking ball have no eyes loh
2)In a game injury is a common thing
3)u really consider for ur kids,go other place to play loh
But during the agrueement i notice 1 thing.....i saw his legs trembling like siao(maybe he already "lao green shit" in his pants man...hehe).Of cos lah,8-9 person gather around him,he sure scare we will beat him up man,but come on we r civilize people n no gangster man.We obey the rule of reasoning....hehe.
So back to the agrueement,there is no peace treaty sign(this uncle huh,can't lose the face 1)....so we play our game he play his.....but after a while his kids gave up playing liao,he also fuck off from the court(maybe he notice the shit in his pants liao....haha)

N we switch back to play soccer n live happily ever after.....

2004-05-21T21:35:00.000+08:00

Haiz....Not been any good luck nowadays.......so not been in any form of gambling,i repeat myself again not been in any form of GAMBLING!

But lets not talk about gambling,my final year result is out,got a 3rd class honours....haiz....i know it's fucking lousy n know it will affect me badly when i go for my job hunting next time.Who to blame?Of cos the author of this blog loh......nva been putting enough effort,making lots of wrong decisions in studies.But let's wish all the best to the author,hope he don slide further down in his life after tat.

Today is a damn piss-off day man,been ask to go to tanah merah there to do some filing(somewhere near the fetty terminal there).Went in the early morning so i thought chop-chop finish can get back on time to book out at 5.30pm.Then at about 4pm(when i already done my things) i start to gan chong liao....cos still no news of vehicle coming to fetch me back.Been pushing them a few times to hurry up loh,still i have to wait n wait......i stay there witness the sun set beatifully down n witness lamp-post lights start turning on,still no sign of the vehicle.
Then at about 8pm the vehicle finally came!W.T.F.
U think that's all......nope.It's quite late,so my frd n i decided to take a cab home from camp,but don know y the cab driver seems to be super happy to c army guys getting up his car n he start talking n talking abt his army days,(FUCK MAN!as if i m interested loh,cos i m damn piss-off with army liao)He just so excited that he nva concentrated on driving,who the hell u c someone travelling at 60kpm/h on the expressway(maybe he just gei-siao huh,drive slowly so the meter will go more)
To end my misery i go off the stupid yellow taxi!!! 8 dollars poorer!

2004-05-19T19:41:00.000+08:00

My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
brought to you by Quizilla

This is wat i get from my friend mel's site.....not a bad quiz.
But i only got 16 points.Does that's mean i m very childish?hmm.....
Mummy mummy....where is my milk milk?hehe....
MONEY
Been hit with a financial crisis man,think really have to cut down alot alot on spending liao.But can't really figure it out y i been very thrifty liao still so poor,haiz....
So to all my friends out there,if i reject u for a dinner or wat,u should know wat that's means huh.....

ARMY
Finally my buddy n friend has join me in camp to form our ICT gang man,hehe.....Too bad they will ORD on december,sorry guys i will be going off earlier man....hehe.

EURO 2004
haha.....euro2004 is coming soon man,24 days more....time to stay awake in the middle of the nite liao again....hehe
There is a poll for u to vote who will be the winner?

2004-05-16T16:42:00.000+08:00

FAST-FOOD
Wanna complain about those fast-food restaurant,have u ever haad the experience when u buy fast food huh they nva give u any packet of chilli sauce.
today i went to buy french fries after getting the fries i found out there is no chilli sauce so i ask the auntie

ME:auntie,can give me chilli sauce?
AUNTIE gave me 1 packet for a large fries.
ME:(super irritated)Can give me 1 more packet, please!
AUNTIE looks reluctantly and hand me the 1 more

WTF man!These fast-food restaurants really piss me off with such cost-cutting method,who eat fries with no chilli,2 packets of chilli very standard mah!N those staffs also very "niao",as if u save 1 packet of chilli ur pay will be higher!

ARMY
Wanna "keng" MC tml so no need go back army man....hehe.Quick quick let me kanna fever.(think the best time to be sick is when u r serving army man.....)

Just watch the video of the iraq killing the american man,fucking sick man.........(actually before watching i m hungry cos i haven eat my lunch but then after watching it i think i lose all my appettie liao.....all thanks to Mr. Wantonmee who send me this video....hehe

here is the link:(watch it if u r sure u won't kanna the after effect)
http://www.bangedup.com/Current/IraqDecapRIPamigo.wmv

don throw up after that!!!

MOVIE
I wanna watch "TROY", "VAN HELSING" and "BEAUTIFUL BOXER".All these movies r on my top list but don think i can find the time n money to c all.....how man?